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Bland, bland, bland.

Dont cuss the GBK Brendan...your on very thin ice. The blue cheese burger is a thing of beauty. Leave it!

Your all a blinking nuisance to us 'normal' road users...or fodder.

Leon?

The huge throng in Dulwich park today, all colours, creeds, ages and sexual bents just enjoying the sun. Great sight.

I just threaten the little buggers with a box of Paxo and a large Spanish onion...

A 20 year old musical mystery was solved for me today whilst sipping a Latte in Mon Petite chou. It was the name of a track that I remember hearing when I was 13 and Acid house was in full swing, we used to get tapes(remember those) sent down from London of various pirate radio stations(Centreforce in particular), one track stuck in my head and it turned out to be 'White Horse' by a duo called Laid Back. Its like the sluice gates of my mind just burst open today, the track itself is still fairly startling and dare I say way ahead of its time but there was a time that I despaired of ever clearing up this musical mystery...so, anyway is there anyone out there who has a similar memory block with a nostalgic tune that I/We could help with? Its damned cathartic I tell you. I feel that I've cleared a little more room upstairs for Footie trivia or somesuch drivel. You hum it and we'll try and sing it! Bliss.

The look you recieve from an interested party when you've been checking them out for the last 5 mins....positively life affirming...and still catches me by surprise.

Maybe we could use them as recyling dumps for various unwanted faff, it would be like, a postmodern statement on something.

Satansburys do a cracking Pistachio Kulfi for the bargain basement price of...well, just over a quid. I'm sure its unethically sourced and has the blood, sweat and tears of a few disadvantaged asian types but when it tastes this good...and yeah, where is this place anyway?

Well she sho is greezy and there is always a bone in her box. Sorry.

Gin on your organic muesli no doubt...

During my morning swim at ED fusion the same old faces keep cropping up, quite reassuring really. Since I am oblivious to your names I've slowly built up a roster of nicknames(none to litigous or wounding I hope). If you recognise yourself in any of these monikers big up yourself and even more importantly identify! Here we go: Jugs Mahoney, The Corsican, Berbatov, Nursie(off of Blackadder), Roy Evans, The Fish, Slow'n'steady, Tubbs(me), Old Father Time, Lolita, Camp David, Showers4hours and Marmot. Vague just about covers it...but you never know.

Mice Elf? Horrific hybrid?

Its still there Dulwich mum...rest easy and take a deep breath.

The Bells End is always a winner.

Jonathan Woodgates extra time winner as it trundled over the line against Chelski in the league cup final.

You got me, its a bladerunner quote so Philip K Dick actually @marmoraman.

The Sussex town of Rye on a summers day. Drunken skinny dipping in the Fal estuary as the sun rises. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. A hunters moon. The Snowy Owl. Kerry Rickard, my unrequited schooldays crush.

What are the rates?

Ah whitsands, spent many a summer there.

My thoughts exactly, if your gonna have a Crow-To-Go make it the one and only KFC. Man, thats one grubby franchise I wouldnt mind seeing on every street corner in the land.

I'm still waiting for my bloody recycling bins!

Well, I've just been made redundant by this non-recession.

No, definitely not a sketch show.