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My 2 year old golden retriever has suddenly developed an interest in Fellow canines kitted out with the same equipment, and to quote the cast of Seinfeld 'Not that theres anything wrong with that' but until now he seemed fairly happy with the bitches, is this phenomenon an actual phenomenon, or is it something less than a phenomenon, a demi-phenomenon? I've heard that some swans have been known to go gay. Yours confused...well, its not me thats confused...actually I suppose I am...erm, confused on the dogs behalf anyway.

Thats easy....just follow the bear.

Its only been open for 5 mins, restaurants nearly always take a good month or two to get the kitchen running at full pelt.

Piffle and jizz.

Is this some sort of biblical swarm of chavs? Well, no doubt we've brought it upon ourselves.

Pfft!....

Oi! Take it to the Trainspotters thread!

Just how mad is this woman? Does she take gentlemen callers?

Very good, at least we have the capacity to laugh at our shortcomings.

Just dont make the mistake of wearing your knickers on your head, people 'will' notice and they 'will' mock you even if they are a pair of ?90 FrostFrenchs'.

My interest in cricket peaked during the 2005 Ashes series and dwindled back to its usual state of indifference almost immediately thereafter. Sorry but Cricket is to me what a lovely pair of tits is to Graham Norton, a minor distraction at best and a thing of horror at worst.

Interesting theological posit Brendan and one I happen to share, its an absolute miracle we've progressed as a species to the point that we have. No slur on the Museum itself was intended Sandperson as its the only one in London where I can go more than once every 6 months and still be enraptured, I love this place. The alarm thing did occur to me but What with the standard volume limiting(no doubt another H&S requirement)integral to all I-Pods I could have heard a rat fart with little difficulty. Oh, and I did send a rather bemused sounding e-mail to the IWM headquarters in Lambeth.

I was wandering around the wonderful Imperial War Museum today ruminating on the madness of conflict and wondering just how itchy those rubbish uniforms our boys had to face down The Hun in were when out of the gloom a bumptious security guard who resembled Col.Blimp Informed me that my wearing of an I-pod contravened Health and Safety regulations and that I should remove the offending article forthwith. Baffled, I crinkled my brow in a disbelieving fashion and echoed "Health and safety?", his stony face stared unblinkingly and he echoed my echoed echo "Health and Safety" in an officious monotone. I showed a grudging willing by taking out one of my earphones and stalked off in nonchalant schoolboy stylee. Since when did Health and safety become a cover-all term for any piece of groundless nonsense ass covering behaviour? Hitler would have loved The HSE. Anyone else had any similar experiences?

France...funny.

Apology? If you like.

Bugger off and start your own thread!

I'll bagsy Portugal having lived there during my teens for a couple of years. They're another team that has come a long way in the past 15 years or so. Boa Sorte Portugal!

'...at the end of the day'. Especially when sprinkled 6-8 times through one never ending sentence.

did strike me as too good to be true.

Porches? Wow, sorry if you get the feeling that I'm sitting here stewing in a puddle of angry juices, just a bit'o'banter s'all. Apply a cold flannel to your forehead and watch an episode of Heartbeat or something equally soothing. I shall worry you no more. ;-)

Is she the one with the beard?

Try The Grumpy Stunt down by pitchfork Walk.

Fluffy, Was he the Chef?

Jealousy?

Nobody likes a smart...alec.(,,,,,;;;;''''....)Use whatever of these you feel I have missed out.