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Was that a a dig at Fat Frank or distant memories of Jimmy Floyds shelf like batty?

I dont think the Scots would take to kindly to a Sassenach becoming Scotlands first minister, especially not a toff like Cameron(Scottish surname though methinks).

I popped in for a coffee yesterday and they'd sold out of everything and had to shut early! Great start.

I do like a Scotch Bonnet, unparalleled flavour. Though I risk evisceration for saying so, I've never really understood the heat for heats sake in food thing. It kills all flavour when overused, you might as well just take periodic swigs from that God awful Death Sauce chilli(The one with the skull and crossbones on it) whilst munching on a bowl of fresh chillis with a nice chilli cheesecake afterwards. Then of course you'll have to arrange a bowel bypass for the following morning to avoid the napalm-like ring sting that is inevitable with such flagrant chilli abuse. For the love of God, WHY???

Yeah, then we could lock him in the cellar and get him hooked on Heroin(finer temptress) like Gene Hackmans character in French Connection II, then we could get Kathy Bates to Hobble him, then..then..then we could get Hannibal Lecter to eat his liver with some fava beans and a little Chianti(although what with him being a dour presbyterian Scot, maybe Irn-Bru would suffice)...oh,what would you 'say' to him...f**k off Jock or something.

I found that although Assassins Creed looks fantastic and the environment is huge and expansive it is all ultimately a hollow experience. The missions become quickly repetitive and annoying and there is very little interactivity with your surroundings. For me it was a real missed opportunity and a gaming equivalent of the emperors new clothes 6/10. Sorry lizzygotdizzy...dont judge me too harshly.;-)

...wouldnt you?

...and little lambs eat Ivy. Discuss.

A nice bit of Edam.

Nope...Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen.;-)

I'll tell you whats good for Mantits...The Emirates Stadium!

Just ok? I feel slighted that they didnt even acknowledge receipt of my CV...I'm sure this will in fact affect the flavour of their Cakes and the aroma of their coffee. Karma, see.

Welcome to Twin Peaks.;-)

I saw a huge one today bending over one of the tables in Cafe Nero. I'm not even sure that there was anyone attached to it, my Coffee was sucked into its increasingly erratic orbit as it wobbled this way and that putting the Italian Barista through the window and scattering a mound of muffins to the 4 corners of the cafe. They're a menace!

I can offer my skills as a first class swordsman to all the ladies out there, Its got to beat Bargain Hunt for entertainment, and you get something to hang your teatowels on. Form an orderly queue....

Those Portugeezers get my fiver.

Blimey, I've been found to be both a woman hater and a gay baiter today(and me a fully gay man n'all)...I was so full of hope when I got up this morning too! Maybe we should get the administrator to vet all postings for anything potentially inflammatory. I did mention something a little risque involving pets too...God, I'm a lost cause.

Well, there's me told.

Tsk, less of the lazy stereotypes jumpinjackflash...he actually thinks that Judy Garland was a bit butch. Now then, her daughter is another matter.

Thanks Mockney Piers, I knew there was a precedent!

Strolling eh, was it wearing a cravat and smoking a pipe?

It was purely in the interests of scientific research Lozzyloz.

This stereotype=true. Dont do all your banking at the blinkin' ATM woman. Me I'm a Cashpoint Ninja.

No, hes a fussy swine...I've even taken to dabbing a little Old Spice behind my knees in the hope of encouraging some leg humping action but he only seems to have eyes for Dieter The German gun-dog who runs the garden next door.

Well, whislt I was in gainful employ it was a bright and breezy 8am but now that the cruel and fickle seas of fate have swept me onto the deserted island of unemployment its more an afternoon thing.