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It could be the Tinman from The Wizard of Oz out on a Dogging expedition. Woof! Woof! Clank!

From a selfish point of view I'd love to see dedicated Cycle roads rather than lanes...I witnessed another sad aftermath of a bike being dragged under a car in Herne Hill the other night. Puts you off cycling it really does.

Fiona Bruce and her lovely thighs...bucket of cold water please!

Of course you can, just text me on 07901668962 to let me know when your coming around....bugger, theres only disc 2 in here. bear with me and I'll see if I can locate disc 1...

And shes fit to boot. Although Gavin and Stacey is very funny I always saved my real gut aching laughter for 'Pulling' which was on directly afterwards...excellent writing and female characters that you can believe in for the first time in a long time.

Was Somerfield once Gateway? Or was that just down my neck of the woods?

...right, dvd decoder...check...sound...check...WLAN drivers downloaded and installed...check...laptop online...ch...oh, for f***s sake...what now??? installed the bugger and still nothing. Any further suggestions?

Another Indian wouldnt go amiss, then we could have one each...

Thats great to know Carter, but its not much help to me...

How much is a farthing? I think I have a farthing...

I aint got no money for a Apple puter.

It might help if you reply to peoples offer of help unlike last time or does this clash with your ana...anro...peculiar philosophy. Yours, slighted and sulky Mike.

...mmm, pave paradise and put up a parking lot indeed...What an odd posting.

Smugness is wrongness...and God or some form of divine entity will judge you. Amen.

Further to my Laptop virus woes, have reinstalled windows but cant validate it because I cant get online. Apparently I dont have the right drivers for WLAN. Heres the clincher...Dell wont talk to me because I dont have my security tag to hand. Usually it is on the bottom of the laptop but mine has been worn away(To be honest it doesnt look as if its ever been there)...and yes, its fully legit. Any ideas around this problem???

So is it on Youtube yet?

This really disturbed me today, the evil bastard seemed to take real enjoyment in committing such a heinous act stabbing one of his victims over 200 times.

I remember the term Gaylord thrown about with...er, gay abandon at school(18 years ago. Racism was never an issue really but then again I did go to school in a predominantly white city(Plymouth). On a slightly different tack it always amazes me that people who have been the victim of race hate can(and I've seen this more than once)often be the instigators of homophobic name calling. It seems that some victims of intolerance will willingly deflect this negativity onto another minority group. hatred does indeed abound...

We had to take a detour around Old Kent Road yesterday because a shopkeeper had been stabbed to death in a row with a customer. Madness.

I like squatters, lovable rogues and travelers. If your lucky they'll set up a sound system in your garden and light a big bonfire. Hooray for the dispossesed...

I'm sure if Badgers resembled Jellyfish or had faces like puckered bungholes there wouldnt be such an outcry...but they dont, they're so cuuuuute. Hypocrites. (6) blimey, I'm quite angry about this...

I tuned in for the first time ever just to see Davros for the first time in years...now he is sexy.

Anthropomorphosised? Horrible word...and no doubt spelt incorrectly.

hang on but have I missed something? Tennis has always as far as I can remember been dominated by a succession of people who go onto dominate for years and hoover up every grand slam event they enter...

The Germans almost get to these finals by accident...