DirtyBox

do people still fall for this crap?

maybe you could sell the carcasses to Franklins?

Avoid Brick Lane, they are all horrible, instead go to the Lahore Kebab House (not a kebab house despite the name) on Commercial Road, it's very very good. http://www.lahore-kebabhouse.com/ not a lot of bars round there though....

Definitely report to the police and make sure they understand the guy was on his mobile, no excuse for it

Sarcasm - the rhetorical device of using a characterization of something or someone in order to express contempt

I think dano should spend many hours of his free time attempting to track down whatever idiot left the money in the machine, it is after all, his responsibility as the next person to use the machine to make sure all previous customers have taken their money/card.

make a big pot of meat sauce (mince, onions, garlic, tomato puree, chopped tomatoes, dried herbs, red wine - cook until thickened nicely), cool, then put in freezer bags in invidual portions and freeze. Will last for a few months and is great if you can't be bothered to cook due to a massive hangover.

Do what you do when you are out with mates, but if he offers to pay let him. Last time I looked it was 2010 not 1920 so the idea that the man pays for everything is total crap, you want an equal relationship don't you?

Wendy Hurrel, the actual forecast is irrelevant

"Sahota became interested in the car valet world while he was at university" There's weird and then there's taking the piss

So just so we are clear, were staffs bred to fight? Simple question, yes or no? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staffordshire_Bull_Terrier I don't read the Sun or the Daily Mail and I also don't own a staff..I assume you do..who has a closed mind? My point is you are using these links to back up an argument that staffs are great family pets when the sources you quote don't even agree, therefore they have no credibility.

Pity the links in MSC's post don't agree: http://www.dogbiteclaims.co.uk/dangerous-breeds.html - no.5 most agressive - Cocker Spaniel http://www.saferpets.co.uk/SafeDogBreedsForChildren.html - Cocker Spaniel "sensitive, affectionate and intelligent little dog which requires some grooming and a fair amount of exercise. They have keen hunting instincts and can be strong-willed." And while we are on the subject, the kennel club is only interested in looks of a dog breed and doesn't give a toss about breeding in serious genetic defects and in-breeding..nice people...I must trust them. Just becuase there is something on the internet doesn't make it true

but these dogs have been bred to fight, that's their sole reason for existing, if you want a companion or pet you wouldn't choose a lion

Due South

change your diet, it can have a remarkable effect, my girlfriend went from total psyco to relatively sane with only a few simple changes to her diet: http://www.womenfitness.net/manage-pms.htm

On that reasoning 16.5 million DO NOT WANT a Labour government

They don't need to but the question was what can they do with a name and address

All they need is a name and address, there have been a spate of identity thefts in Sydenham recently where someone opens an account with an online retailer (in my case Very.co.uk) and orders mobile phones/tvs/etc - it seems that many of these online retailers don't need any proof of address or bother doing a credit check before sending out high value items.

It's disgusting that these birds are allowed to get away with making noise at all times of the day, I bet they don't pay a penny in council tax. What's the world coming to, eh?

Wife: "Did you piss in the shower?" Husband: "Yes. It was an accident." Wife: "An accident?!? How could it be an accident?" Husband: "Well you know what it's like when you're having a shit"

Messenger: click Start>>Run, type msconfig in the dialogue box, hit ok, go to the Startup tab and find Messenger then untick the checkbox and it should fix that problem (it will ask you to restart but you can ignore that for now)

Messenger: right click on the little messenger icon in the system try (bottom right) and choose settings, you should see a box with a tick in it saying start messenger on wondows start-up or something similar, uncheck the box and relax. Icon should only disappear if you have run the desktop clean-up (bubble appears every now and again telling you that there are unused icons on your desktop). As Minkey said you need to publish the message you are getting re the hard drive. Are you the only person who has access to this computer? Could someone else be altering it?

Hi Mockney, ?20 per head doesn't sound much but it's still 5+ pints each and although some people have that for breakfast many don't, the thought of finishing my 40th birthday party by writing out a cheque for drinks I didn't have breaks my heart!

Anyone got any recomendations for a venue to use for a 40th birthday party? Have asked East Dulwich Tavern who want ?3k in bar takings which is frankly taking the p1ss. As there will also be football on the night in question, somewhere with a TV would be good...

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