" if your breasts are too big you will fall over, unless you wear a rucksack" - ivor cutler "If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink" - viv stanshall "with all due respect, I don't think its any of your f+_*ing business" - Tim Smith (Cardiacs) " I sure would hate to catch a dinosaur cold" - Captain Beefheart