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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE YES WE ALL HOPE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS ESPECIALLY THE ONES DON'T HACK THEIR FRIENDS COMPUTERS AND PHONE LINES. I REALLY HOPE A PEACEFULL YEAR AND LESS STRESSFUL 2012 IF I FIND OUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME THIS YEAR IN THIS FORUM THEN THINGS WILL GET VERY SERIOUS I AM AFRAID. HA,HA,HA SOMEBODY WILL HAVE TO DEAL NEXT TIME. THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN RESPECTING MY PRIVACY FOR 2012 WAS GIVING THE LAST CHANCE FOR THIS THINGS TO BE FOUND OUT BUT MR IAIN MACKENZIE NEVER TURN UP TO FACE OUT HIS REASONS.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE YES WE ALL HOPE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS ESPECIALLY THE ONES DON'T HACK THEIR FRIENDS COMPUTERS AND PHONE LINES. I REALLY HOPE A PEACEFULL YEAR AND LESS STRESSFUL 2012 IF I FIND OUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME THIS YEAR IN THIS FORUM THEN THINGS WILL GET VERY SERIOUS I AM AFRAID. HA,HA,HA SOMEBODY WILL HAVE TO DEAL NEXT TIME. THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN RESPECTING MY PRIVACY FOR 2012 WAS GIVING THE LAST CHANCE FOR THIS THINGS TO BE FOUND OUT BUT MR IAIN MACKENZIE NEVER TURN UP TO FACE OUT HIS REASONS.

HERE HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE YES WE ALL HOPE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS ESPECIALLY THE ONES DON'T HACK THEIR FRIENDS COMPUTERS AND PHONE LINES. I REALLY HOPE A PEACEFULL YEAR AND LESS STRESSFUL 2012 IF I FIND OUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME THIS YEAR IN THIS FORUM THEN THINGS WILL GET VERY SERIOUS I AM AFRAID. HA,HA,HA SOMEBODY WILL HAVE TO DEAL NEXT TIME. THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN RESPECTING MY PRIVACY FOR 2012 WAS GIVING THE LAST CHANCE FOR THIS THINGS TO BE FOUND OUT BUT MR IAIN MACKENZIE NEVER TURN UP TO FACE OUT HIS REASONS.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE YES WE ALL HOPE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS ESPECIALLY THE ONES DON'T HACK THEIR FRIENDS COMPUTERS AND PHONE LINES. I REALLY HOPE A PEACEFULL YEAR AND LESS STRESSFUL 2012 IF I FIND OUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME THIS YEAR IN THIS FORUM THEN THINGS WILL GET VERY SERIOUS I AM AFRAID. HA,HA,HA SOMEBODY WILL HAVE TO DEAL NEXT TIME. THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN RESPECTING MY PRIVACY FOR 2012 WAS GIVING THE LAST CHANCE FOR THIS THINGS TO BE FOUND OUT BUT MR IAIN MACKENZIE NEVER TURN UP TO FACE OUT HIS REASONS.

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages for the dumb users and smart users :))

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but sitting here and just fishing is cool." :)-D

Five Important Qualities for us "MEN" 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

There were these three guys probably from the EDF. They had been walking for 3 days and were very but very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in." So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head , and he yells "Oh Shit!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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