AllanMcPR

SilverSurfer65 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took > himself off to the doctors. > > 'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little > paper bag. > > 'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but > I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, Come > back and see me in a couple of days.' > > The little paper bag felt no better when he got > back for the results. ‘What's wrong with me?' > asked the little paper bag. > > 'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the > doctor. > > 'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' > Said the little paper bag. > > 'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the > doctor. > > 'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a > little paper bag!' > > 'Well have you been sharing needles with other > intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor. > > 'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a > little paper bag!' > > 'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required > a jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor. > > > 'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little > paper bag!' > > 'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual > relationship?' > > 'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm > Just a little paper bag!' > > 'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the > doctor, > > > > > SCROLL DOWN > > KEEP GOING > > > > > > > > This is good - wait for it .... .... .... ...... > .... > > > > > > > > > And the little paper bag is so afraid to loose something good !e had for many years, and the family of the little bag aswell and all the others who know the other side of the little paper bag not too convince for the big paper hidden behind the sream. Quite difficult joke but lets hope some will enjoy. I don't think many users will find it very funny but some we do laugh out loud. (?) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Your mother must have been a carrier'

I don't have experience with babies but my wife will be happy to join the forum next saturday she is very good with children, hopefully in the morning when she is back. PR ;-)

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Hi ! I am a part time Art student, would suit me Thursday. I'll be interested 2 hours plus with easy reach to public transport . Thanks, Allan