falcao

The school of life.

Your right...I lied about the Sopranos. Definitely agree on Little Britain though.

the sopranos

The overrated thread.

best place to read your paper in peace is the actual creche....cos they're all down the pub.

True. But you may also have form. Anyway, I don't suppose all this is helping the lady who started the thread.

I wouldn't be so sure. It's often these kind of people who do run to the old bill if they are given a slap or cry Police brutality when their nicked.Reasonable force is a very difficult thing to prove and so is self defence. If the mugger got their complaint in first with the Police you can then be arrested on suspicion of assault and you are immediately on the back foot.

suprised your wife didn't get nicked for assault.

I reckon they might be a quieter place to have a pint as all the little buggers are in the loacl boozers.

Just joined forum so you will have to forgive me if it's been posted before. Is your advice that I trawl through all postings made on forum before I post anything else myself in future? Well read my next posting. There is absolutely no way anyone will have posted it before.

is this private or can anyone join in?

There used to be loads of them in the pubs around East Dulwich but since all the pubs have been trendified they seem to have disappeared. Is there one extremely dodgy boozer full of psychotic nutters in some dark corner of East Dulwich that they have all been coralled into?

And while I'm at it, why is East Dulwich so middle class....

..And another thing. I hate Foxtons.

OK Now I know this is probably going to put a few noses out of joint, but here goes. I hate kids in pubs ! There I said it and it feels good. Don't get me wrong I like kids. In fact I've got a couple of the little buggers. But I must say my heart sinks when I go into a pub for a nice quiet pint with my newspaper only to be confronted with screaming and howling kids. I know East Dulwich is trying to be all continental and every one always bangs on about how they love kids on the continent blah blah blah, but please landlords, don't ban travellers, ban kids. The worst culprit is the Dog in the Village. They've got an area for kids yet the LOVELY LITTLE THINGS still seem to invade the bit where I'm drinking. Not only that but the parents sit there with a smug look on their face thinking we all love the site of their offspring hutling around like nutters.