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Yes I think the Health and safety culture should shoulder the blame.

If Le Toss and his bunch of foreign mercenarys win any pots this season I'll sponsor you.

Is petting allowed in your pool dog?

Why waste money on expensive binoculars? Simply stand closer to the object you wish to observe.

He lives in America so he doesn't count. Then again , England, America. Same difference.

Patrick Kielty and Eamonn Holmes. Irish they'd get them off the telly.

I agree. His performance Marred a perfectly good show.

Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them, and then you can buy them back for 50p.

Not true. Louie Walsh lives in England and he's a crap Irishman.

Dulwich Mums: Calm hysterically crying children in Somerfields by firmly slapping their legs and then tugging them along by the wrists.

SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside TopShop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

Could have been worse...You could have seen a group of boys with several stiffies sitting on a park bench.

The robber handed the phone back? What a Mug !

The sound of music - Dame Julie Andrews

Victor Meldrew