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I'll have to wear something that stands out from everyone else. I'll wear my Japanese Admirals uniform.

Anaj wrote: Umm... scroll up 11 posts and see my advice to cannonni! Thanks. So if you see a man going up to everyone and holding up the photo next to their face, trying to match them with those in the picture; please rescue me before i get my teeth kicked in?

I'd like to come along but how will i know who you lot are?

see if they sell spiv suits and let me know?

Great. I wonder whether they'll sell spiv suits?

me look like Daniel Craig?

yep

Indiana- im a member and used to play badminton for years but badly dislocated a shoulder in a cycling accident last April. Haven't played since, nor squash which I haven't played since either. If you fancy a game let me know.

I read recently about a chap who was travelling across a yellow junction box and had to brake suddenly when a pedestrian ran in front of him. Because he stopped in the junction box for those seconds, he was picked up on CCTV cameras and was issued with a fine. He took legal action and got the charge rescinded.

great.

Im a dad of 3 teenagers so if i wanted to self promote myself, what should i be called? A "Rather Father"? as in "Do you like the look of him Gracie?" "Oooh Rather!"

Why are they always refered to as yummy mummies? Yummy most of 'em certainly aren't.

I like going down Champion Hill in the bus lane and the sensors pick you up, which in turn changes the traffic light to red and the bus lane traffic light to green. I should imagine the language in the waiting cars is rather choice.

Not sure about favourite but my worse expression from my wife starts with "I've been thinking" which usually means she has an idea which entails me doing something i hate such as driving to the coast on a bank holiday weekend.

I work at DMC and dont know who Dr Feelgood can be. Got me thinking now as none of the doctors here have a sense of humour.

im intrigued. where is he exactly and what does he whistle? I might stand next to him with a handkerchief at my feet and do a dance like Mr Bean to see if i can rustle up some extra cash. Joking aside; where is he???

Dulwich Medical Centre

Nobody really. My dad is a spurs fan so i suppose i would go for them. My game is rugby. my dad used to take me to see the likes of chivers, Gilzean (who I thought was brilliant), jennings etc. My rugby team is Harlequins who I go and support. The thing I like about rugger is that I can go and watch a game, get a pint at the bar and take it to my seat and watch the game instead of being treated like an imbecile as i would at a football match. I took my son who is a Chelsea fan to watch them play Middlesborough at Stamford bridge. I was searched by some shaven headed neanderthaal in a yellow vest, then told i had to remove the top from my sons bottle of water before we went in, then stopped from taking my pint of froth that was supposed to be bitter into the game so i had to woolf it down in one minute flat.

As a nuetral i enjoyed it. Don't let my name fool you though; i used to watch spurs as a kid and Chivers was my favourite player who gave me a signed shirt, but im not a spurs fan.

Rachel Weisz Catherine Zeta Jones Audrey Tatou Nigella Lawson catherine Binoche I have a multiple-personality disorder. Got to keep em all happy eh?

I still can't get my head around the fact that they left little children all alone just to have dinner and get arseholed with friends. I have never ever and have never dreamt of leaving my kids alone when we have gone on holiday. If we had to go to a bar or restaurant and they got bored and irritable, we went out for a walk and find something for them to do afterwards or made arrangements that they were never left on their own. Im also wondering whether that if the mcCanns were ordinary working class people from a council estate they would have been villified for their actions.

Did you have to mention Multiple personalities? leave him alone he don't mean any harm! Shut up and keep out of this! Dont talk to my friend like that! Who's talking to you? Wanna fight? Stop this you two.! P**s off we can argue if we like!

By the way: are all you guys at work or home?

Im a gentleman. I avert my gaze.

Its not misogynistic. Its an observation. So there