gabrielnagy

England gone out on quite a shame...so many scandals.

This quite a dilemma...I would like to have everyday this kind of dilemmas...

And the winner is....

And there will be more hikes...for sure!

Than...it is gone from an idea and get to a developed subject...funny isn't it?

That is a really nice fantasy...I fancy being a steward...just with badge hanged...

Scored 17 out of 24, too.

You could try a build your own site...configure yourself the computer.

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours? Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates. Dad: Which one? Son: Kung Fu Panda The robot slaps the son again. Son: Ok! It was a Porno. Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn?t even know what porn was! The robot slaps the Dad. Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he?s your son. The robot slaps the mom.

What do you mean with "is a dream by day and a terror by night"?