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hibbs

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  1. Sorry guys I'm also going to have to give this one a miss - my first 'miss' in 12 months though. Tx
  2. I think its down to the Councils having to spend all the remaining cash in their budgets before the year end, hence why the last quarter of every year there seem to be soooooooo many road works...
  3. Me too James. I waited for 1 hour, after 30 minutes of waiting I called the London Transport helpline, they advised me the 63 buses were running but with severe delays. After 1 hour I jumped on another bus to find that the 63 buses had been running all along but were starting at Peckham Rye....arrrrrhhhhhh
  4. Include me please MP. Ta. x
  5. Early not good for me, 7:30 would prob be the earliest I could get there. Am happy to join in on an impromptu visit. Great to see you all the other night. x
  6. Belated Birthday wishes my friend!
  7. hibbs

    a joke

    > Steven woke up with a killer hangover after attending his firm's > Christmas Party. > > He didn't even remember how he got home. It's 8.30. What day is it? > Thursday. His wife must have gone to work. > > As he struggled into consciousness through the fog of a pounding > headache, his stomach plummeted as he wondered what the hell he did last > night. > > He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a > couple of aspirins n ext to a glass of water on the side table. And, > next to them, a little vase of sweet peas, freshly picked from the > garden. > > He sat up. The bedroom was clean and tidy, - there was no trail of > drunkenly abandoned clothes, fresh air was coming in through the window > and all was serene. He stumbled to the bathroom, also pristine, and, > squinting gingerly into the mirror, saw that he had a black eye. This > was not a good sign, but no memories were returning. > > As he concentrated hard on getting the world into focus, he saw a > post-it note stuck on the corner of the mirror. It was written in red, > with little hearts on it and a kiss from his wife. > > 'I'll ring your office and tell them you won't be in today. Breakfast > is in the oven. Try to eat something and go back to bed for the > morning. There's snooker on TV this afternoon. Take it easy today, > hope your eye doesn't hurt too much. See you tonight. I love you, > darling! > > He stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast, > steaming hot coffee and the newspaper. His teenaged son was sitting at > the table, eating. > > Steven, bracing himself, asked his son what happened the previous > night. > > 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You > fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the > hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. ' > > Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect > order, aspirins by the bed, a nice note from Mum and breakfast waiting > for me?' > > His son replied, 'Oh THAT!... Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when > she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone you > slapper, I'm married!!' > > Broken Coffee Table ?250 > Hot Breakfast ?3.50 > Two Aspirins 20p > Saying the right thing, at the right time......PRICELESS' >
  8. Me me me, looking forward to it.
  9. 22nd works for me MP. x
  10. My flatmate was due to start work there today, I felt so sorry for her when she switched on the news this morning.
  11. I feel really saddened by this thread after I visited Threshers this week. I asked the lovely lady in the shop if the shop was closing and if so when and she asked me if I was a member of the ED Forum and if so did I also think she was a Chav. She was really upset, I tried to reassure her that no I certainly didn't think she was a chav and that I was sure most of the EDF folk would agree with me, but she wasn't really listening, she was very upset that people could write such things when they know nothing whatsoever about her, I left there feeling embarrassed and a little upset myself to see how things written on this site can really affect some people.
  12. Thanks MP - count me in please - long live the Curry Club:)
  13. The old one's are always the best Jah! :)) I vote for Rye Hotel or Magnolia please.
  14. When's the next curry planned for? x
  15. I'll be there, I think Jo may also come along. x
  16. Happy Birthday to the lurvely moos...hope you had a good one! xx
  17. Happy 30th Keef! Enjoy... x
  18. Bump x
  19. I'll be there at some stage. x
  20. A very funny evening! Verona if you are that much fun after 1 Port, I loved to see you when you've had 2! My food was lurvely, Tandoori Chicken Masala - very spicy and tasty. All the staff were very attentive, with top marks going to 'Poppet' who recognised Mr Palaeologus from his previous visit some 10-12 years ago. Loo wise - the ladies loos really do need a new lock on the door as the current one doesn't work :-$ Great evening, lovely to see you all. x
  21. I'm up for 'munching in the Park'
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