I think that you chav like both feet in the gutter. Not because of being a smack head, or being sent down as a courier of bags of brown. Prostitution seems like an honourable profession compared to your next move for I have known a number of delightful professionals whom I considered good and trustworthy souls. The thought of becoming part of the judiciary though sends shivers, as I cannot remember coming across or using the services of either a solicitor or barrister that I have paid that I could honestly trust. Slithering down to the lowest point, lower than a loose ankle band on a flat footed well-digger, in to politics. I consider that politicians are lawyers with Oscars they arranged the theft of the common land and if they can do that and call it legal then there is nothing I can think of, that they won't stoop to. If you get elected which I hope you do, as it will give us a chance to deal with a straight and open politician, who is not connected with old school ties, or masonic influences, just those two credentials would get you my vote. I suspect though that if you were to get elected your enemies, (all the opposition) would run your personal history through the nationals and on to the small screen to curb any future success. I admire your courage wish you well in your chosen career.