Lovely vignettes from the Daily Mash: "We don't expect everyone to become a regular churchgoer, but it would be nice if you could turn up from time to time and humour us while we go through our voodoo nonsense." and "Charlie Reeves, who was married in a village church last month, said: "It was lovely. There was even a moment, with the choir singing and the sunlight streaming through the stained glass windows when I pondered the concept of a supreme being, and then I thought, 'nah, it's all bollocks - I wonder what time I'll be getting my end away'.""