Salsaboy

No. I'm bored when I do have a day off.

I 'owled with laughter at that one.

What? Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I imagine your current girlfriend at the time had > paid her to follow you as she suspected you were > still seeing your ex-girlfriend. And she was > right!

I was in an out of the way restaurant in San Francisco a few years back with an ex-girlfriend when her next door neighbour sat down at the table next to us.

Cold Play - Adventure of a lifetime. It's the guitary bit at the beginning that's stuck in my head at the moment.

So what. Bigger and more important things in this world.

I would pay good money to see that! Robert Poste's Child Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Perhaps I could hire myself out as a rage-o-gram.

Karma. It works.

No, I thought the same. Fnarr fnarr.

Good choice JL.

Just put my sprouts on the stove. They should be ready in time.

Nah, I prefer In-n-Out. Henry_17 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 5 guys coming to LL is the silver lining.

The problem with the condensate pipe freezing is down to an inadequate pipe size being used. When they first came out 22mm overflow pipe was used. This froze as the bore is too small. 32mm waste pipe is now to be used and it must discharge into a drain, either internal or external. Horizontal runs of the pipe are not allowed as this encourages the condensate liquid to lay in the pipe and thus be liable to freezing as well. As for boilers exploding due to this. Never. It won't happen. Too many safety systems on the boiler.

Not tiny or irrational. I was driving behind someone yesterday evening who was having a video call whilst driving. Phone was on one of those windscreen sucker mounting things and you could quite clearly see the person on the screen talking. FFS surely this is an instant ban if caught?

Can you visit their address and 'picket' the company with some large signs? Obviously not saying anything too defamatory. Or order a stonking great amount of pizzas to be delivered, cash on delivery.

Penge. Hot day. People of the larger variety. Inappropriate clothing. I need to bleach my eyes.

Nope.

Saw some CCTV footage on Twitter the other day of a man going into a Porsche showroom and shagging the front grille of a car.

OR The first time I ever cut a wooden worktop to put in a kitchen sink. I'd spent ages positioning the sink so that it was equidistant to the front and back of the new worktop and perfectly square. Drew round it and carefully cut along the pencil line. Cleaned all the sawdust away and lowered the sink into position only for it to plummet straight through into the cupboard below. You're supposed to cut inside the marked line so that the sink has something to rest on. Wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't been a solid wood, custom made and fitted worktop that cost me nearly ?1000 to replace.

Filling up the jar that contains the tea bags. Boil the kettle and instead of pouring the boiling water into the mug containing the teabag, pour it into the jar that now has most of a box of teabags in it.

Premium Bonds. Dull but safe.

John Lewis for my newest mattress. At least you can try before you invest the best part of ?900 in one. Well worth it.

Mmmm raspberry ripple ice cream. *Heads out door on urgent ice cream buying mission*

These are all very reminiscent of Viz from the mid 90's!

Yeah, go and knock on her door. Then run away so she thinks it really is a spirit.