At the moment, isn't Lordship Lane a bit of a Northcote Road wannabe, a Mark Wahlberg to Northcote's Matt Damon? It's doing pretty well, mind. You've got your upmarket butcher and fishmonger, your bakeries, a couple of delis, a Caf? Nero, a good wine shop, a kitchen shop selling the most ridiculously overpriced stuff, a Gourmet Burger Kitchen, a decent gastropub and one genuinely good restaurant (Franklin's). The Bobos have a rather touching, if fragile, pride in their SE22 postcode. The mummies with the superior weaponry of their three wheel attack buggies occupy the area's caf?s in much the same way that the Wehrmacht occupied France. But can the Lane's current demographic support much more in the way of restaurants? I'd suggest there's two factors precluding against it. Firstly, there's not enough money there, really, is there? The area's middle class are a little too, erm, 'crusty' still (no offence, I'm more than a little crusty myself, as well as completely potless to boot). Secondly, it seems to me that there isn't enough office/business activity around to sustain a really vibrant lunchtime trade. Maybe the Lane's current restaurant owners would tell us otherwise. But if I had my 'druthers, there would be: 1. A really good italian deli (think the wondrous Gazzano's on Farringdon Road). Coppa di testa, tomino, capacollo, burrata, luganega, torta di alpina, cotechino, asiago, guanciale, caciotta, zampone...lord have mercy! 2. An independent coffee bar like Dose or Lantana. Caf? Nero are arguably the best of the chains (and sell their espresso beans for a more than reasonable ?4.95 for 500g), but somewhere serving coffee from the Square Mile roastery would be very heaven. 3. A vietnamese of the standard of Song Que and the others in Shoreditch. That would do me I think.