For someone who doesn't read a thread properly you put up a convincing arguement (swords, my children.........wrong on both counts). If this thread was entitled 'nutter on the loose with sword in DP' the emphasis would be on what serious damage such a person could do, above and beyond mugging people. I thought my 'not sweeties' comment was quite good. Then again I requested the playing of 'where's your mother gone' at my mother's funeral! That was a joke too.