Alan Medic

I got to nominate Hughie for his 'plane crash ' little post. Tirty tree views and not a single other post. Get in here for a day. Anyone second this?

Dente is Italian for teeth Mick................FACT

Ah Mick...........I'm touched.

Google is my friend. We used to do that on Halloween when we were kids. Is it still fun?

Well I reckon you shouldn't fret regardless of what Lady D says. She's more of a Zena, Warrior Princess I think. May have scared the little hobbitsssss into hiding. Say something nice like, I make great apple crumble, would you like to share it with me.............that sort of thing. They will be there in droves I'm sure.

What in hells name is 'knock down ginger'. Excuse me for asking. I'm a foreigner.

Pasta, pretend I'm a woman. Secondly I regularly cry into a handkerchief. Could you be confusing hayfever with widowers?

a) like f you said 73 first b) you seconded maxxi..........whilst inside doesn't count

Please describe what a 'good one' would be PastaSue? Also how do you spot a widower? I'm thinking of becoming one but not sure about what the look should be.

Anyone fancy Frankie Gras? I think I can arrange it.

73...........thank you. Where's Muck?

Frankito Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I said 73 first > > I seconded Maxxi so what next..? You're obviously NOT going stir crazy given your droppings are all over the place like that of an unwanted mouse, so what are you talking about?

I'd like to ask the FG eaters here if they would happily feed the goose or duck themselves in the required manner to produce the product?

Who are these men then Lady D, who allow you experiment with this new lifestyle of yours, as read elsewhere?

Enter the Naughty Room at your peril.

Oh......73

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Frankito Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Oi Meds, your thread on Less is More has just > been > > nominated by me as a piece of unpolished turd. > > > > Get in here. > > I already nominated him for that Frank and he > ignored it - this makes the whole naughty room > null and void and you can leave now. > > (the key is under the dead cat by the window) maxxi, no one seconded your proposal thus I didn't ignore it. So the Naughty Room is still very valid. Fancy a stay?

Frankie.........are you still in there? I'm getting reports and I don't like the sound of them.

Oi Frankie, you have NO rights of nomination whilst behind bars in the NR.

Only another 23 hours and a bit then.

I can offer you bail, but if you break it and end up here again, it's 48 hours. Do you accept the terms?

24 hours Frankie from when you report. You can talk about anything in here if you're so inclined.

I'm working in an accounts dept. in a family owned business. I don't have a permanent position though. While covering for a colleague who was on paternity leave I discovered proof with 99.99% certainty that he has stolen cash from the company. What I found may just be the thin end of the wedge. The guy also has a very strong motive as he is helping to support a partner who is the mother of his child but who lives several hours out of London. The MD appears to think the sun shines out of his bottom. I'm probably leaving this place in a month.Should I report what I know?

Right Frankie, in here. If anyone spots him elsewhere before he reports please advise.

Our new young neighbours of some months ago (studenty types) came to our door to tell us about their party. Vert nice of them I thought especially as they promised a delivery of some fresh home made bread afterwards. They never delivered. Do I send them a note or knock on their door and confront them face to face?