The Campervan Man

thank you tiger ranks. i think i will be in need of a clutch fairly soon. hopefully just a hydraulic problem. and thank you for all the offers to park outside your houses, maybe i could share myself among all you kind neighbours over the coming months, maybe even a street party in the summer, obviously not in rodwell rd though

Sorry Senor Chevalier but if your so bothered you should have been watching me at 7pm, which i have already said is the time i get back from work, to see if i was leaving. If you had been bothered enough to waste your time like that then you would have seem me trying to jump start the van, lying under it and trying various different things to get it started. Rather than try to mock me on here you are more than welcome to pop by and take a look at it yourself. I have apologised and tried to move so please refrain from dragging this on.

Sorry guys cant get the van going tonight, will tow it tomorrow lunchtime. Thanks for the curry offer KK but iv already got lots of lentil soup on the go!

@ *bob* ..I am very sorry that I broke this threads wonderful stereotype of me, I am just a normal guy really unfortunately.

Hi guys, I am the guy who lives in the Campervan.. Firstly, I would like to apologise for Saturday nights antics...I can understand your annoyance, it was my little sisters birthday, it did get very out of hand..Apologies. The reason I have been there so long is due to the fact that I am experiencing a mechanical problem which should be resolved tonight. I would like to inform you that yes I do work and pay taxes, I run a vehical rental company in London Bridge (hence the flash car and massive campervan) but due to family problems I have been forced to live in my van untill I get back on my feet. It is legal where I am living as I am technically not right outside your property, it is taxed, MOTd and insured and I would like to agree with other people that all you needed to do was knock and speak to me, I am not a pikey/thief/champagne-traveller or vegetarian. Sorry for any upset caused, I will move asap. Thankyou to everyone who realised there is no harm living in a van, I understand the concern over the party and I can assure you it won't happen again and I will be on my way very soon. Also...can I point out to the guy who seems to be under the impression that I run my engine all night every night, this is completely untrue, I run it for ten minutes each night at 7pm when I return from work. For those of you who are concerned about the sanitation surrounding the Van issue, I have a fully working toilet and I take my rubbish to work with me where it can be disposed of properly. Anything else I need to clear up for you? Thanks and Apologies, The Campervan Man.