Sounds like EXACTLY the sort of thing my son (3 years, just) would do. Oh, and my daughter (14 months) is quite obsessed with Sudocreme... I'd recommend putting the dreaded pot out of sight on a high shelf and getting a nap when you can, safe in the knowledge that at least you won't be painted white whilst you sleep. Reading it from someone else, it is on the funny side. However, having been there - still being there in fact - I know how exasperating it is when all you want to do is sleep or cry (or preferably a cathartic mix of both) but there's a toddler thinking it's all such a laugh!