vero

cookie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We had a nest full of baby wrens outside our > bathroom window last year. They sounded wonderful > every morning. Unfortunately the local cats got > the lot before they had chance to leave the nest. They must have been spectacularly good climbers, then...unless your bathroom is in the basement ;-)

Oh come on, ????, a step for a hint...

To quote Garfield, give the little beggars a good coat of varnish.

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------- > I dream of Irn bru when I am in a drunken sleep > and trout filled misty lochs when I am sober > but the drizzle, the alchoholism and random street violence keeps me form moving back there Ah there's none of that in ED is there...

Snorky, what's the difference between being a Scot and being and ethnic Scot? ;-)

Michael Mee?

Pontius Pilate?

"stuck at home for the last two weeks" - where have you seen him?

Dara O Briain?

But then a tax is introduced per blade of grass/crop. I wish I had a luxury home in Switzerland.

Noticed this report on tonight's news: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=J8LKntGdVro I thought the newsreader was kidding when she introduced the correspondent... Vero

...and we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow.

Edward Everett once told a man who had been slandered: "Half the people who buy that paper never saw the article about you. Half the people who did see it failed to read it. Half of those who read it failed to understand it. Half of those who understood it knew you and refused to believe it. Half of those who believed it were people of no consequence anyway." Vero