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If you have a woman in your life you would be a brave or stupid man to neglect this date, or you are not interested in her or her feelings. The first thing women do is to tell everyone they work with what you did for her on this day, and they really enjoy crowing about how lucky they are to have you, and showing you off to the crowd. Book your restaurant seats now guy's because you will find all of them full if you wait until tonight.

Soooo Louisiana, it sounds to me as if you were both in love with the same guy.............and he still is.

and your point is......wrote Mick Mack Well if you flood lots of paper on the market and call it money for quantative easement, it devalues the original money by that percentage. Does that make it any clearer?

^ I think he would look more attractive if he had a beard to match his carefully presented hair-do.

They almost always come back as they feel more confident, So get the place barred and locked and you will feel more secure especially when you're there alone. It will cost a grand before you have finished, unless you or your spouse is a DIY freak.

They like their bowls in diagonal lines. wrote PGC Well now PGC that's where you're wrong, we like our bowls on our knee, so no one can eat our green furry crusts before we do, it's not much I know but it were a feast to us, tell that to people today and they wouldn't believe you........

But with naturally wild hair that just meant split ends and a tendency to tangles that led to hair being in plaits most of the time to prevent them. wrote panda. Look here wild haired Panda you should be pleased to still be alive on this earth without complaining about your hair quality. I've never known such a moaning rhizome eater, really you should be relieved you have slipped through the net of extinction. Now off you go and stop being a difficult species, have lots of black and white pups, cubs, or babies and stop endangering yourself, there's a good Panda.

February 28th Olga, it has other info too as you will see if you click on the link of the original poster.

Panda I have not been near a hairdresser for many years, that is why I have tumbling golden locks almost to the ground. Eat your heart out, errr without endangering yourself of course!

If I had a bacon sandwich I would eat it, without silly questions...................

Now her guy's out in Finland and she remains back here playing with herself.............

I thought it would help to keep ladymuck on her toes!

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Many offenders are rather like bicycles Ridgley, they work better when they are attached to a chain.

You think that's just down to Labour then do you quids?

We should steam in there and get the Suez canal back whilst they are busy posting on the net.

Quite right Atticus wi' out them t' Northerners there 'd be no t' North South divide 'appen!

There is a 'wanted' room to hire trades etc. You may have more success in there.

"May I please have an eighth... ? wrote the rich flash booger from the south........

Don't understand the logic really. Prices are rising but its not due to consumer confidence. wrote Mick Mack. It is not difficult if you remember 'quantative easement' Mick, devaluing by any other name, flooding water marked printed paper, in place of money.

How to become a hair dresser, 1. have a lobotomy. 2. learn to speak shite for an hour at a time to the adjacent equally gormless hairdresser. 3. cut hair anyhow without paying the slightest attention to what you are doing whilst constantly ignoring the 'victim'. 4. burn the scalp with the dryer. 5. smile at the customer when they arrive at the till to entice a larger tip. 6. snigger and smirk to other hairdressers as you relieve the sap of a small fortune. 7. go out the back for a fag whilst next sap/victim sits and waits for another twenty minutes! 'Voila' one hairdressing professional.

A thing that annoys me about the north is that it's so much more difficult to earn a good living. That's why us northerners come here, not to keep this lazy arsed, talent free, useless bunch of no hoper's afloat, but to scrape a meagre living which cannot be done where we cum from, by 'eck! They are much more 'provincial' too.