Buzzard

p.s. my real name is AA Gill. The above will be appearing in the Sunday Times next weekend but with fourteen other paragraphs talking about how fit my missus is.

I just had lunch there. Pasta with sausage. It was delightful. My missus had the risotto and that was also very good. The garlic bread was also top notch. They screwed up the drinks order but you sort of have to give new restaurants time to get their sh*t together.

It never occurred to me that it was Green & Blue that tried to gag the forum, on the contrary. I'm another lawyer, and I suppose this post was born of frustration because it's quite easy for someone like me to shoot a letter off to a forum like this and, because of the fancy letterhead, know that the recipient is likely to be too afraid to challenge me, even if the words are empty. My suggestion that you post the threats in that context was quite serious - it's a great way of levelling the playing field. I accept what you say Mark if this was not one such occasion.

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I thought it was obvious from the above post that I do fully understand the difficulties that the admin team find themselves in - difficulties that are caused by chippy local businesses who want to shut up people like you and me. I find your response baffling and unsubstantiated, and unless you withdraw it I shall instruct my solicitors to issue an injunction against you from posting any further.

Reading the Green & Blue thread, it's sad to see that some shop on the Lane has written a threatening letter to the forum to put them under pressure to make sure that nothing about a certain dispute is written by members. I guess it's only natural that a small business like this forum has to err on the side of caution and bend to their will, but I have a tip for the moderator: publish the nasty letter there's no legal reason to not do so, and it will rightly embarrass the people who as silly enough to write them by the way, forum people: there's no law against - and certainly nothing libellous - about discussing a boundry dispute about drains. I am willing to put that on a certificate that you can frame.

Hilarious thread

gr8 post

Posters in glass chich?s should not throw metaphors

"This message was brought to you by Bassano Street Ripoff Gymnasium Enterprises Limited"

I thought I saw Amy Winehouse in there but on closer inspection it was a spoilt cabbage

I'm sitting tight until they drop their prices in line with every other gym in the world and then I'll be in there like a rat up a pipe

There's a place in Barking

I saw these amazing red lights shoot from the ground at an incredible speed, and then turn orange, yellow and green before splitting up with a loud bang and flying off in different directions before dying. It fair put the wind up me, I can tell you. But then I am a dog.