rifleman harris

I notice we have a few cyclists on the forum. My journey takes less than 10 minutes as I work in Dulwich but in such a short journey I have come across so many idiotic and plain dangerous behaviour from drivers that im surprised i haven't been hospitalised. the closest being back in April where a white van driver pulled out from the kerb without looking and causing me to crash and sustain a broken shoulder from which i am still recovering from. So come on cyclists; what horror stories have you got and what behaviour on the road really rankles you?

Pedestrians who walk in the middle of Greendale cycle path and then moan when they have to move aside for me (heres a clue; the cycle path has a picture of a bike on it and speed humps). Also people who walk their dogs along the cycle path but dont grab them when they see me and other cyclists coming thus causing a danger to cyclists and their dogs.

I've always thought that Anelka is a class act. I remember watching Aresenal at The Lane. We (spurs) were winning 1-0 and in no danger of losing. He came on for the final 15 minutes and we ended up clawing on for a 1-1 draw. Just glad that he didn't start that game.

Why? -Carly Simon

You make me feel mighty real- Sylvester

Jah; well said. I can't add much more to what you're saying about Defoe. he does want to battle for his place and has stated that. I fear though that once a manager says that a player can leave if he wants it means "You're surplus to requirements".

I did zoom down LL in a shopping trolley. Does that count? (by the way I was young and drunk)

Ah but Brendan, did they look at you?;-)

Because this wasn't East Dulwich but Harwich.

People telling me about a conversation they had with somebody and they say "So she turned round and said....so i turned round and said...and then phil turned round and said". Does that mean they were all facing away from one another in the first place?

My wife who has a mobile phone but never answers because 1) its in her pocket and she didn't hear 2) Its in her pocket but had it switched off 3) Its in her pocket but not of the jacket she is wearing 4) batteries ran out or 5) left it at home on the recharger. All of the above also apply to my daughter

Im new to this forum and i never said "Hello". But hello anyway.

Whilst having my lunch in the cabage

Domitianus- ive said that before; all these so called "yummy mummies" who block up all the eating places down LL at luchtimes are anything but yummy.

'arris

bloody hell

get outta my dreams and into my car- Billy Ocean

and then get the hump when i reply "No we buried him alive just for a laugh".

People who reply "oh! is he dead then?" when i tell them ive been to somebody's funeral.

Gimme the night- George Benson

You should hear my Vincent Price!!

Jah- you missed out Spurs underachieving again and Arsenal being so f***ing good!

Bruce Forsyth?? I can feel an impersonation coming on- goodgamegoodgameallrightmeloves?letslookattheoldscoreboardnicetoseeyatoseeyadzdzdzdzdzdz! sorry about that!

People who say "Never a borrower or a lender be" when i ask them if they can lend me a tenner till payday. Thanks dad!

Atila wrote: People who originally come from places in the UK like Sheffield, Leeds, Liverpool, Manc chester, etc telling us how wonderful the places are yet couldn't wait to leave. Sir Macca take note!!! the above but who dont have a trace of an accent and then when they are reminded of their place of birth say something in that accent!