I am laughing, but I still haven't got a date. Oh well. I wonder should I spread the net a little wider? 25 - 45 years of age? Well, it does not have to be a date, that's so American; Brits dont really date, do we? I mean we pretend we date but we are far too sophisticated for dating. I find a bit of banter over two glasses of red and you pretty much know whether you'd like to spend more time with a person or not. Is that March 13th of 2011? That seems a rather long time to wait. Not that I am in any kind of hurry. I thought the retired Hipsters of ED would be down with meeting someone over the internet but apparently that's not the case. I just have to return to the pub and wait for someone to stumble on me as they rush to the bathroom to vomit.