I politely asked a gentleman of advancing years if he would pick up his dogs ,ahem ,cables as they had parked them right outside the gates of Goodrich School. I gently (yes gently dear readers ) pointed out that the school had 700 pupils and look ,some of them were approaching back from an outing this very minute......... " Ive had a dog for 50 years and i'm not going to start picking it up now" (paraphrase) "YOU ARE AN IGNORANT OLD MAN THEN" (not very gently) Exit stage left and right