I say woofie old chap, what a bounder are you running a bit of scam on the lovely ladies of ED here, all this promise and no delivery, bad show old fellow, you really must visit my 'school for Scoundrels' to get some real instructions old boy I say any chance of 1911 by the way, sorry old chap a bit shy on the old cash flow at the moment, but that fellow over there will vouch for me.. must dash