Longboy

The problem with pub, as well as ALL pubs in Dulwich, is that it?s just the same as the rest. No joke my missus was in the GE as some wanker changed his kids nappy ON THE TABLE. No joke either. What a shit pub. Absolutely ZERO personality, a proper dump, just like the Bishop, Actress, Clockhouse, Mag. They?re all pony. So many wanky happy people in there, all with at least 5 children each.

Jazz is fine....as long as it's played by naked women, live. No room for such rubbish otherwise.

Ban children. No food, just crisps. Pool table. House music. Strippers. Sports. No one coming in playing stupid little instruments.

Why dont they just move the iceland to Peckham? Lets face it, they're all gyppos down that way and Iceland is right up their street.

Proper, proper shit hole of a 'pub'. Very Dulwich.

Hi everyone! My name is Julian and i LOVE east Dulwich. I?m starting a new club, it?s called ?sing and paint pictures?. The idea being we all get together, say on a Tues night at one of ED?s unique pubs (the one near me serves food on a wooden block ? wow! It?s amazing, no one ever does that around here!) Anyway, we all get together (please feel free to being all your children, their toys, their buggies ? and don?t worry when they cry and shit themselves because this is Dulwich and that?s just like sooooooooooooooooo OK!) Anyway, we all get together and sing songs about being happy and paint pictures and smile! Ideally we?ll take over the pub with all our children running about and hopefully none of the normal people will turn up because we?re the COOL MUMS AND DADS! All together now; ?If you?re happy and you know it sing and smile?!! Who?s in??

CONGRATS!!! You have won the most 'boring thread ever' award!!

Picture? Yeah, didnt think so. Just another lier.

Jesus. I hope the new owners don?t listen to any of you lot, you wouldn?t know a good time if it slapped you in the face. Oooo lets have a pub quiz and Irish stew!! Ooooooo! Horrendous suggestions, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THEM.

Chuck it all in the same bin, recycling is for wimps

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Took me a while to get my head around Longboys > rant.. > > But then it made sense. > > Inverse Snobbery. > > By the way. The Fox comes from Peckham. Born and > Bred. Plenty of foxes in Peckham, in the bins, mostly. Nice. > > Fox.

Oi Maxxi Priest, you're definately from Peckham. I...just...wanna be closeeee to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

People from Peckham are f**king disgusting. I unfortunately found myself on Rye lane again the other day, i almost threw up at the smell that always comes off that road. The people who slob about on the pavements, spitting on children, should be locked up in the nut house. Never have i seen so many ill mannered rude junkies in all my life. I suppose that is the Peckham effect. I even saw one person clearly from Peckham in East Dulwich the other day, the cheek! I called my local MP, but she wasn?t interested. I hope we don?t have to put up with anymore Peckhamites straying over the border again, it?s taken years for ED to be seen as an affluent place. Right, i?m off to bake some bread and pick the kids up from the swimming pool, we?re having ?paint a picture and SING? night tonight, it?s so much fun, all us Dads get together with our children and sing songs about colours and clap hands. Dulwich is WICKED !

Hahahaha, oh sorry, but i have to admit, that post was hilarious! Buy some ear plugs, or move?

Great idea. Let?s be honest, Iceland is full of pikeys. If you ever want to see a bunch of kappa wearing thieves, then Iceland is the place to be. I?m disgusted it?s still there, it should have been replaced a long time ago, really brings down the quality of the neighbourhood, it should be moved to Peckham, would fit right in down there, the whole place is a scum hole.

Cheese toasties?! Wht are you talking about you daft moo. Anyway, CHEER UP YOU LOT, life?s not that bad, try and have some fun, you might enjoy yourselves.

And you come across as a right Gary. SO many NIMBY?s on this forum, people try and have some fun and all you lot do is cry about it. You should have knocked on their door and joined them, you might have discovered 1. They?re nice people 2. You enjoyed yourselves. But no, you come on here to cry and moan. Mate, you are a proper loser.

Listen to you lot! What a bunch of misery guts, whoever it is just having a party. Have any of you lot every actually enjoyed yourselves, or are you too pre-occupied with moaning ALL THE TIME? GET A LIFE

5am 15th July. To the great big fat bird with the balloons, SHUT IT YOU GARY. Crying at 100dbs at 5am, and not for the first time this particular house has had a party that ALWAYS ends in tears in the small hours, with deros falling out into the street, arguing and breaking glass. Whoever lives there must be a right jippo.

Fu*king students. They should be banned, and that sh!tty pub closed down. There are NO boozers in Dulwich, just student pubs for wimps.

10/10 actually.

Arr, are you one of the offenders?

I think a blanket ban on all children in East Dulwich is now very overdue. Places whereby the ban should be implemented are; ALL pubs. A pen will be made available in a quiet area adjacent to the bins where children can be safely locked up if bringing them is absolutely necessary. Parks. Children will be banned from all parks in and around the ED area. This rule will have no exceptions other than between the hours of 8-10am on New Year?s day when any normal sensible human being will be fast asleep recovering from the night before. Talking in public. No one wants to hear a child let alone see one, all children will therefore be banned from talking. Restaurants/cafes. Children will most certainly eat food is a disgusting manor, therefore ALL children will be banned from eating. I hope these new measures will help bring East Dulwich into a new era where the reputation of ?yummy mummy? is finally banished forever and all children are kept indoors away from public life. Thanking you please.

Fantastic entrepreneurial spirit, I hope they do really well. Well done!

I will come down to show my support tonight and protect our area too.