Thank you all very much for taking the time to respond! It was a bit of a nightmare and left me feeling very anxious and unsettled (i've never fallen out with a family member before and I didn't know where it would all end). He's not a cousin I see much at all (about once a year, if that, because he's abroad) but I know him well enough to know he has a great sense of humour and that's why his response was a shock (not that i'm saying my little joke was joke-of-the-century but it didn't cross my mind for a milli-second that it would be taken in any other sense than with humour! I was left completely baffled! I certainly don't have a history of calling SS on people!). I profusely apologised (i was sincere about that, I know he isn't a nutjob (!) and perhaps I needed to eat a bit of humble pie and try to look at it from his point of view) and that was the turning point (before that, whilst I'd apologised i did a lot of fighting my own corner. well, i suppose that's understandable but it wasn't helping things!). It turned out he wasn't sure if I was serious or not and also he didn't know what his daughter's friends' parents would make of it. I can understand that. I suppose the humour might be different in the country he's in, and you just don't make jokes about SS and kids! Anyhow, it's all resolved now and I'm looking forward to seeing them all at Christmas (in my upset state, i was thinking, i'm going to have to miss out on family Christmas dinner!!! Catastrophe!). Thanks all!