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batdog

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  1. Yes they are squatters, same family as the ones in peckham rye (along the park.. another nice property left to rot few years ago ) just before Friern Rd in the ex-children home ( Believe owned by the council ). Actually this branch of the squatters will open the door when someone knocks ( the door is part of the metal boarding ), the squatters complained about a party last saturday night held by their politican neighbours... Said it was too noisy until early hours of the morning..HA..HA...
  2. Hey D-Mum, Everything you say can ONLY please me.... ;-) you're such a sweetie...!!!
  3. Dear D-Mum, Yes I am alive and well..... (tu)
  4. At least at starbucks you won't be harassed by brainwashed staff !!!!
  5. Hey D-Mum, Have you gone a bit out of control ? ;-) Or maybe your lent "abstinence" is starting to show serious side effects ...HA..HA... Hope is the second case because it's easy "adjustable". Even we dogs have "exceptions" to our rules, you are my "special exception" otherwise why would I keep your superbra in a special built crystal box ( swarovsky of course ) ?? ... We both are part of that exclusive "roof" club from the nineties !! Remember..? >:D<
  6. Dear D-Mum, My previous post doesn't say that at all, the word "enjoy" includes everything that you humans split in several other words. Enjoy means: enjoy life ( not only food ) it is up to the receiver of the message to have own interpretation. I have no time for "hate" and "offence" ( I'll leave that to ordinary beings ) I am just saying that life is too short to be bitter. Please don't be broken, be happy. :)
  7. D-Mum, Keef, Mikewbate and everyone else.... I am not offended... Love, hate, offence are for ordinary beings, I am extraordinary... I do not love, do not hate do not take offence... I only ENJOY ( life is too short to be bitter )... I was just busy ...hunting...fox-hunters in se22. >:D<
  8. Yeah D-Mum, Your Bra...some of the finest lingerie around at the time... now a "collector's" piece ;-)
  9. Dear D-Mum, At least 3 X 3 and 4 X 4 strollers have changed the look of LordshipLane in the last few years, I am sure you well remember how depressing it was in the 90's ... :))
  10. Hey D-Mum, Did you like the article on the times yesterday? ;-) You have a famous heiress already !! I am sure the Administrator is well aware that some promiment member of the national media is indeed residing in ED and occasionally logs in to the forum ( if he wasn't...he's now..), so it is no surprise to me that it was mentioned on the times.... And moreover the Administrator is also aware that the success of this forum is due only to us ( I mean all of us users ). Without users he (and we) wouldn't have a forum.... (tu) RE: St Patrick = please do not overdue it today....!!!
  11. It must be the jetlag.... as soon as I am over it I am ready again to rejoin my ..caribbean retreat... :)
  12. Sorry if I have "interrupted" your "superior conversation", and I am sure you all excuse our small brain and poor intellect ( I mean us dogs ) For a moment I thought this was the "freaky" room, full of contemporary Julius Caesars all talking in 3rd person ... freaky. Please do carry on...I am out of here...(!)
  13. nothing...just run out of words.....while writing...:))
  14. batdog

    a joke

    A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?" >:D<
  15. batdog

    Hello?

    Hey Ms Shambles, You = (tu)
  16. Hey mockney piers, Who's that ugly, wrinkly looking man in your photo ?
  17. Amazing.... even dogs have "a point" ..nowadays...!!! Where is this world going to ???
  18. CrystalClear and Mockney Piers, that link is the work of one of the thousands "Jesters" operating in White City to smitten everyone up, 1st April is just around the corner...!! ..and Jesters like to rehearse "well in advance" however if you cover the pool ensure that it is heated up and D-Mum is in there so I'll be in sexy company and I wont freeze while waiting for the next sunshine.... >:D< thank you
  19. batdog

    A prediction

    D-Mum, He needs a bathroom to clean himself, what else for ? ... I mean clean himselfs from his "private sinful thoughts".... and purify his dissolute and corrupted soul and mind - That's not the effect of your "assets" mentioning but te result of the magical word "LaraCroft" , she's more powerful than viagra ( So I've been told ) >:D<
  20. batdog

    Hello?

    Hey Keef, Isn't D-mum such a sweetie ? A real Honey pot...!!!
  21. You Keef, Why don't you call your band the "keefies" or even better the "mockneys", I am sure Wogan will find you a slot in the next eurovision context...ha...ha..!!! >:D<
  22. Hey Louisa, How comes you know so many "details" about all these funny characters ? Are you part of the same "family" ??? >:D<
  23. D-Mum, Are you sure that a ?1 shop can afford the ?90K/annum rent demanded for the ex Walsh Glaziers shop ?
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