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The Herne = not a place to take "her", you might as well walk the opposite direction down to the Rye Hotel. Franklins is probably a better choice if you fancy staying in Lordship Lane.

Dear D-Mum, My caribbean retreat is far away from cricket and other modern technologies and entertainments, so unless he sails to my private island, I seriously doubt we'll meet. Unfortunately this magazine on Dulwich Life that you and karter have read doesn't come to the high hills of ED and never heard of it before. Do they have a website ? (tu)

Hey karter, Better infamous and being talked about, that infamous and anonymous !!! Bytheway is that magazine a local remake of the famouse LIFE mag ? http://www.life.com/

Dear D-Mum, At the moment I am in ED but leaving in a week for warmer and sunnier "waters".... (tu)

Polly D Pizza Express = NOTHING to do with italian pizza.... !!!

Absolutely right : it takes one to know one... (tu)

Polly Dorner, If I am not abroad, NO problems. Just let me know the date and the "dress code" rules for dogs.... >:D<

Hi D-Mum, You know I am not married yet ( marriage between dogs hasn't been legalised yet and also I haven't found the right "bitch" yet ) ( bitch in my dog's world is a female ).... >:D< However and whenever you decide to renounce your monthly "luxury goods" allowance.... you know where to find me... (it's only few hours flight to my remote caribbean retreat)

Daer D-Mum, Yeah you're right = I do not like leftovers, I alwasy go for the full thing !!! Someone else can have the leftovers. Implying means nothing unless there is evidence and in his case... he is only ... implying...!! So you should be smiling again and not worry. Besides that Penelope Pitstop is a cute and sexy looking girl... !!! >:D<

mikewbate, It sounds like you've just come out of the movie "Apocalypse Now "..... I am always there for D-Mum, even if I am not around my mind and soul are always with her. Re Bars: I never go to dingy bars, it must have been some other dogs.... >:D<

So mikewbate... are you a thief...?! (?)

Karter, Like D-Mum, I was also part of the "penthouse club" in the 90's... !!!!

Hey Tom, Dulwich Mum being an ex-penthouse girl is also ...very..."yummy".... so no need to go to clapham. (tu)

Dear D-MUm, Made in Italy = the best .... (tu)

Dear D-Mum, Have you finally revealed your face to the world ?? hard to believe it... ;-)

Keef, The game is between D-Mum and Karter, I only intervened to protect my integrity, but are you like Dan Brown, the Great Master of Revelation ? Even though he revealed nothing >:D< ... and so be it...!!!

Dear D-Mum, Or shall I call you the "windup queen".... HA...HA... You know that I am NOT karter. :))

D-Mum, Never mind the glasses, bottle only is fine.. Let's "Krug" it...>:D<

Dear D-Mum, Gordon Ramsay & Co. = bad news !!! (td) Me & You & a bottle of Krug, Clos du Mesnil 1995 = GREAT NEWS >:D<

Dear D-Mum, I agree that a Riedel glass is of a superior quality but nothing can beat a swarovski pure crystal http://shop.swarovski.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/eCS/Store/en_GB/-/GBP/SW_DisplayProductInformation-Start;sid=NtmppKzU0tHqKurP7hxzlMXego863ug287E=?Banner_ID=04000781%2e352&DeepProductSKU=626624 of course you'll have to invest over a ?100 for each glass BUT it is worth, otherwise better than a Riedel a hand made Murano glass from the Italian masters http://www.e-muranoshop.com/cat264.php Wine tastes even better (tu) and for a lady of your "status" it is such a small but compulsory investment...

Hey paulina, VERY hard to believe that a Chelsea resident resorts to "discount" coupons, unless you live in the Worlds End estate ? >:D<

Dear D-Mum, Even better if the glasses are swarovski....

Hey jim the chin, Why don't you give the good example by starting this campaign, I am sure loads will follow.... (tu)

Clare, Your mum sounds kooler than kool, maybe an ASBO should be given to someone else, certainly not your mum.... >:D<

RE: Chess in SE22 http://www.turowski.com/chess/ = these are pure se22 people, just email them I am sure they will be able to address you on any chess matters... ( I know they used to have a chess club with regular meetings in the heart of SE22 but I am not updated )