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Hey you Bonnie, Don't worry, just go around with a large bag of cash... and they will sort you out...ha...ha...!!! (tu)

The ONLY petition worth signing is the one to CLOSE DOWN the police station FOREVER.... >:D

Beatnic, Dulwich park has "better looking" mums and girls than Peckham Rye park, so it's more pleasant training there .

Sure, as you wish ( married lady ) ha...ha... ;-)

Dear D-Mum, I'll be whatever you want me to be !!! ;-)

Jamie, Regarding your military fitness programme, contact the SAS in Hereford... they'll certainly sort you out... or if you fancy a "seaside" fitness programme check this link : http://www.specialboatservice.co.uk/ (tu)

Dear D-Mum, For some strange reasons the Brixton squirrels are all now living around the police station... I wonder why ? ... ....and don't worry I do not do crack, I do sex... >:D<

Everyone here, Monica McSherry is INDEED a shop owner on Lordship Lane, and she also has democratic rights to express her opinion on this forum. But best news so far is the Police Station going down.... FINALLY.... we should all celebrate for that, no matters what they put there instead ... >:D<

Huguenot' Some links here for the Crack Squirrels in Brixton ( ...soon in East Dulwich...) >:D< http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005460823,00.html http://www.guardian.co.uk/drugs/Story/0,2763,1587733,00.html http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0400lambeth/tm_objectid=16217629&method=full&siteid=50100&headline=squirrels-on-crack-name_page.html

Hi D-Mum, Most of us Rat Terrier have VERY large ears, hope you consider this when purchasing your new bag? :))

Yes the way around bogus boards is a "sponsored" VW Beetle. They are smart arent' they....

Content of D-Mum bag : http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/364025101_9d8c8bdf89.jpg?v=0

Dear D-Mum, My previous post wasn't obviously ref. to you... !!! Of course I feel the same way, NO need to ask >:D<

Spymum = (tu)

Hey Nero, Have you forgotten the most lively corner of this part of town ? SE15 ????

Dear D-Mum, Forgivness doesn't always lead to friendship ? Or am I wrong ?!! I read loads of stuff and that doesn't make me friends with the publishers !! Re: SE21, Yes I will read if it is delivered free to my house !! :)

BEWARE of the Mumz : The most dangerous gangs in SE22 are the Mumzzz gangs : Dulwich Mumz, Spy Mumz, Baggy Mumz, Rasta Mumz, Vale Mumz, Green Mumz, Rye 3 Mumz, Parkland Mumz, Village Mumz ( the most vicious and dangerous ) and many others that we don't know of. Beware the Mumz.... Retribution day is coming >:D< ( The war of the Mumz )

OFFICIAL NOTICE: Angela of SE22 magazine contacted me privately and explained to me why she didn't do it in the past. I have now finally forgiven Angela and will keep reading her magazine. :)) Long Live SE22 Magazine !!!

James, Comparing the Goodie Family to vegetables will be offending the vegetables !!! D-Mum, I hope "sexy" fish can bring back your "lost" sleep.. ;-)

Hi Clare, Sorry to hear about your daughter "incident" and glad that nothing serious happened to her. I pass in front of Willow almost every day (when I am in London) and noticed that it is the only shop that has been targeted several times in that street. It had smashed windows a couple of times since it opened. I am sure that some "forum users" must have also noticed that. Maybe someone is on a "revenge" mission against the owners. I hope this is not the case and I wish Willow's shopkeepers all my sympathies. (tu) Despite the Willow incident East Dulwich remains a relatively safe area ( and family friendly ) of SE London... PLEASE do not compare it to the Bronx.

CrystalClear, I am NOT that ugly B)...amazing what tricks of the alcohol can do

Hey CrystalClear, That place in the photo really looks like Dulwich Common on a hot summer day (tu)

capt_birdseye, That place is now in need of much more than a "lick", a full proper "service" will do. (tu) especially to the passersby eyes.

Hi D-Mum, Is this Nesbitt a rat ? ( I am a rat terrier ) ;-)

Spymum, Are you naive ? You really believe that a unique "piece of subtelty" like D-Mum will expose her private life on the internet like "an open book" !!! Luckily you haven't read my blog ( your hair will otherwise go fully green ) HA-HA- Keep smiling darlin''' ;-) And I know that both of you 2 ( you and D-Mum ) have something very unusual in common.. Viva Barbados >:D<