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Hey D-Mum, Thanks god not everyone is like you.... That's what makes you...extra-ordinaire.... >:D<

hey bigbadwolf, D-mum is a real sweetie....the sweetest...! :))

Perfect.... like your sauna... is it still "hot and steaming" 24 hours a day ? >:D

? 30 for a haircut ? Welcome to East Dulwich...ha..ha..! (tu)

Maybe the reception is so poor because the area is scrambled/shielded by HM secret services ? >:D

Water pressure in se22 on a "low" has gone for few years now especially in the early morning hours between 6am-10am. It also often stinks of chemical...and it is not chlorine as the waterboard wants you to believe. Final Solution is to import your monthly container of Voss from Norway :))

Hey d-mum, if I had a wife like you, I wouldn't waste my time watching any tv at all >:D<

And even if you never showed up :'( ( I've been waiting all this time at my beautiful retreat....) the flame in my heart is still burning.... ;-)

D-Mum, I spend most time in my caribbean retreat, keep holding the torch, you're still my favourite overall...!!!! >:D<

You sound like a modern female version of Shakespeare >:D

Dear D-Mum Well said !! You haven't lost your sense of humour >:D<

Nothing is sexier than a girl with an open mouth "exercising" her tongue, in this case with a gum's help.... >:D<

Dear D-Mum, Hope your new supercar is a full blown 4 x 4 of the kind that "pleases" the bloke who runs ( not for long ) London City Hall.... >:D<

D-Mum, Cutting down the vino ? Is it you posting here or your au pair hacked your login details ??? HA...HA... >:D< PS Don't get too skinny otherwise will be only bones left....and Mr D-Mum will not be a happy one !

Tha name of the Caf is JUDE (tu)