Dulwich Born And Bred

I used to get bruised fingers when I was a kid, the boys were so rough and used to whack my conkers so hard it would hit against my hands...brought a tear to my eyes it did!

I dont like buses full stop...actually I hate all forms of public transport...and most homo sapiens...have I made mortal enemies by that frank confession?

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That is grim, and I was a big routmaster fan... > However it made me think about this story from 4 > years ago. > > I do miss being able to run and jump on a bus at > the traffic lights though. I was there with my sister when this happened, it was absolutely awful, I will never ever forget that day. Most of the people who were there with us were offered counselling as it was traumatic. I dont like public transport full stop.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please Heidi and Michael - That last set of > responses was a bit like reading a personal > email... :-$ > > Can I sugggest just getting a room... preferably > next door to the Costume shop and one of you can > dress up as Miss Nigella Marple and the other as > Wentworth Windy Miller.... ;-) > > (actually I am most disturbed now thinking about > the costumes .... especially the Windy Miller one > !!) :'( LOL what are you suggesting? we do not need to get a room, we are merely partaking in some forum harmless flirting..we can and we do!:)) Well it looks like the majority has voted the Bishop as the local pulling shop!

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh please. This is a public forum after all ;-) > > "Try drizzling the finest Wentworth Miller > sweetness over ice-cream and ... enjoy" > > I think that that is my 5th recipe tonight. > Nigella is on, that must be it. I have never seen her on the TV can you believe that? but then apart from Heroes and Prison break I dont watch TV!..so you want Nigella, I want Wentworth,,,is it a wonder we are single??

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Making the stuff doesnt fill the jeans - its > scoffing it. Given the usual Christmas gross out, > how would you tell if the dips had a filling > effect? > > "Auntie Nellie, here's a tub of homemade humus for > Christmas" - is this really how you wish to share > your seasonal cheer? Yes, the way through my families heart is through their stomach...I actually dont eat all the christmas crap at christmas...my indulge is bailey in my coffee...yum yum!

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, but I believe he does like a half milk-stout > in the Dulwich Constitutional Club on a Thursday > evening. > > "Wentworth Miller" sounds like a twee home > counties village, not a large lump of American > beef cake. > > Does he bottle and sell his own organic honey by > any chance? He is actually British you know..ohh yes yes yes.. No, he is the bee and I am the organic honey!

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, how many calories are there in a de-seeded > tomato? You know what...for christmas I am going to push the boat out and make home made dips for my family...see if they can tell the difference and see if my jeans still fit after!

LOL....that helps my hips a lot!

Ohh gosh I love Wentworth Miller, the lovely actor from Prison Break...I dont suppose he goes to the Bishop does he?

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It takes minutes and no cream! > > 1 large Avocado > 1 bunch of coriander > 2 garlic cloves > 1 de-seeded tomato - chopped > Juice of half a lime > > Put in food processor and blitz. > > Thats 3 recipes in one night. > > I need to lie down. How many calories in the whole thing?

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mr G, you have a lovely lady that is so saintly > that she enjoys your company even in a muddy field > for days on end with no showers and naught but > chemical privvies. > > Anyway, > > Did I mention the sparkling blue eyes, GSOH and > can sew my own buttons back on? and what are your flaws??

Dunno stabilisers, starch, flavourings...the usual that goes in Hummous....except the low fat one doesnt have the flavourings:)) sorry....wine withdrawal. Ohh I love guacamole, I have the low fat version of that also! They tend to use double cream or something in the full fat ones as it is very creamy, but then these are not proper ways to make it, it is factory stuff so full fat, low fat not the same as making it yourself but alas...I have no time for that!

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not sure about any of the other regulars on here > but having my picture published from the various > forum threads has not led to a single hello from > anyone bar a handful of other forumites - and even > THEN..... Ermmm is that a sign? ok...deep breath...this is me...please do not approach if you see me dashing like mad with bran flakes in my hair and a little cheeky munchkin wailing for some more rice cakes! The Uggs Girl

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oy! What about the exotic flame haired > youngveryish men of the Parish? > > Tission haired beauty me, touch of silver at the > temples for added gravitas. Ohhhh that sounds rather erotic! You have a way with words!

Well regular has about 550 calories and low fat has 200 calories, so about 1 and a half glasses of wine or 4 gin and diet tonic is the difference!

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't mean I know you.. just to see around and > about (yes, that vague) > > Next time I'll take a risk and say hi hahahahaha I will probably speed walk and think " gosh,dont make eye contact...too many fruit cakes in Dulwich!" I have myspace, not sure if I am allowed to post the link so you can see what I look like, but then I might become famous and be bombarded for my autograph, not sure if I am ready for fame yet!

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > oooh I think I might know you now.... Nahhh you dont! do ya? where? where? and dont say Lordship lane or east dulwich!

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > back in the early days of this forum I think a > couple of threads along the lines of "who have you > seen m/f around Dulwich who is fanciable" > > lemme have a rummage - ah yes, here's the guy > one > > http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?2 > 0,8835,page=1 I am really disappointed to see that there is not ONE mention of an exotic flame haired young lady on that thread:'(

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh God! Crocs are far worse than Uggs dahlink and > they seem to be everywhere on Lordship Lane. How > frightfully common. Oh! look away now! Go on look > away now. Sadly, I bought a pair last year. I wore > them twice. They are vile and hideously ugly and I > looked ridiculous in them. :-$ Ohh gosh Take the shame, take the shame!! Least I didnt buy any crocs, and If I did I wouldnt wear them with socks either, instead I brought some boho indian slippers...the little boy I look after seems to like it, he keeps playing with the beadings, that is approval enough me thinks!

I dont know exactly how many calories there is when I make it myself, I will be worrying if I put in one chickpea too many which means I cannot consume my allowance of calories via my daily wine....it is a complex thing calorie counting. I like to eat the whole tub with four corn cakes and then consume the rest of my daily allowance with my rose wine...if I really want to push the boat out I have a salsa dip instead and TWO bottle of wine...less calories in the salsa dip you see! As for the Uggs, i am not bothered, I know I will MAKE it look good!:))

It is but I was never a slave to fashion, I mean look at all the crocs hunters in Dulwich, STILL wearing their crocs!! and I was on ebay and saw a real proper pair of sn'uggs for a bargain price and i thought "wicked, will keep me warm when i am powerpramming it up Lordship lane" I dont think my destroy wedge boots are ideal for the powerpramming! Hmmm Maybe I will wear my stilettos to the Bishop instead!

Looks like it...all us single girls will be trying to catch his eye over the melons in sainsburys or whilst jogging in Dulwich park, or over a few cold ones in the Bishop....lock up your man...or better still make sure he doesnt wear any lynx..bom chika wah wah!

Ahh I was in sainsbury reading the calories on the back of the low fat hummous and wondering if I should not buy it after that docu about the salmonella and dirty factory workers, or sod it and buy it because I am addicted to Huumous? I went for the latter! Only time you see me in lordship lane is to collect my contact lenses from Paine and Hunters, Powerpram it from one toddler group to another or look messy heading to the gym, but alas I am reclaiming back the street! I am dulwich born and bred and I am going to sit in the Bishop with my uggs and my messy hair, sipping my rose wine and moan to my friends about the outsiders coming to my turf....word!

Ohhh noooooo, looks like there are too many single girls in Dulwich so we all are in competition with each other...will it be handbags at ten paces? Just dont mark my prada shoes please!