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Thequietone

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  1. Kebab, brochette and spatchcock. Paul
  2. Before you commit to buy get it checked over by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandela_Way_T-34_Tank It would be most embarrassing in the supermarket car park for it to throw a track and for you to mash a load of pensioners cars in the disabled spaces. Paul
  3. People in East Dulwich do not have sex. They frot. Foreplay is talking about house prices. Paul
  4. I am not joining if theres women there ! They make the beer taste funny. Paul
  5. Sure fire way of identifying them. What do they taste like ? Paul
  6. I have got 70's clothes. I can learn to doff my baseball cap. I am going to join and screw my liver. Thanks guys. Paul
  7. If you want to annoy famous people confuse them with someone else. Who would you confuse Mr N with ? Paul Mckenna the hypnotist perhaps ? Paul
  8. Good news. Now you can buy her a Mac. Paul
  9. What is it ? Is it a political association. Do you get vetted if you apply. Can you be blackballed. Can you get a cheap pint there. What is the Constitutional Club and what does it offer ? Paul
  10. Sloworms are a protected species. Possibly not allowed to handle, really !. One place I worked redeveloped a site which had sloweorms and we had to get a team of naturalists in to capture and transport to another site. They eat slugs so ask your gardening friends for their spares and get them breeding. Paul
  11. Coming from an Irish background one measure of a church is if there is a good pub nearby as you don't want to waste time before or after the service do you ? Paul
  12. http://www.stjamesthegreatpeckham.org.uk/pagesstjamesthegreatpeckham/1_1.html Been there once to bury somebody, Quite pretty in a suburban setting. As no longer a Catholic portions of the ritual like shaking hands/sign of peace, whatever were novel. Paul
  13. Being a cynic why not take her to an early morning session in a pub and tell her its a church. Paul
  14. Heres his website so you can make your own judgemants. http://www.neilrollinson.com/ Paul
  15. At Tottenham Court Road to bus driver. "Does this bus go past Baker Street ?" No. "Are you sure, how do you know ?" At Waterloo to bus driver. "Does this bus go via the Strand ?" No. "Why not ?" I should add these people were English and had the vote. They should have been on a leash. Paul
  16. Don't go to Fuerterventura. (Canaries) Longest week of my life. Alcohol could not stem the pain. Paul
  17. http://www.kettlebells.co.uk/ I have Captains of Crush grippers and they are good. Kettlebells are old school weight training but will improve grip strength as well as arm/shoulder. By giving big lifts your trunk strength or related strength will increase too. They have been popularised by that Russian as that is all he had then. If you live in an upstairs flat you will not be popular below. Paul
  18. Is that a mortuary table ? Paul
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