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I hear they're putting this on stage. http://sfwriter.com/apes-trio.jpg

Here's a picture of him in his sports car. http://rattlingon.typepad.com/.a/6a0111685b0529970c01157104bcc1970c-800wi

He's got the 'ump. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/S-fC0iHgXSI/AAAAAAAAB6g/i5RxBSqI8ro/s1600/monkeys+acting+like+humans+01.jpg

I'm only being inconsiderate to drivers who want to exceed the legal speed limit. Tough.

Mine's the road out. No seriously. Mine's the road that runs off Lordship Lane up to Alleyns school, where all the coaches park that p*ss everybody off. Is this East Dulwich?

So the middle lane and fast lane are for overtaking? In that case why did the arsehole in the sports car get so irate about having to overtake me in the fast lane? That's what it's for.

So technically I'm wrong driving at 70mph in the middle lane and holding up the person behind who wants to go faster then me, which would be illegal?

I increasingly get the hump with this 'positive' mindset we're all supposed to have at all times. I think it's a bloody american thing. Anyway i have just been reading a book about people who have survived in extreme situations and psychologists have named a phenomenon called the 'Stockdale paradox' named after an American prisoner in the Vietnam war. It seems that the prisoners who more often perished in captivity were the optimists. This was because they were the ones who thought they'd be released by christmas, and christmas would come and go, and thanksgiving, and christmas again etc. In the end they died of a broken heart. The moral of the story? Stick to being a miserable bugger, you've got more chance of escaping from a Vietnamese prisoner of war camp..

So if the legal speed limit is 70mph and I am maintaining that in the middle leane I am in the wrong? Please explain? Legally nobody can go faster then me so what's the problem?

Of course it is. I calibrate my speedometer once a week. Doesn't everyone?

Yes I was, but I was going at 70 mph, which is the legal limit so how can I be in the wrong?

I was driving on the motorway yesterday and a man in a sports car cut me up very badly. He cut across me from the fast lane into the slow lane and gestured at me while he did this manouevre. I think he'd been behind me in the middle lane and had done this to make some sort of point. I'm not sure why he was so aggrieved as I was driving at the speed limt of 70 miles per hour. Momentarily,I must admit, I hoped he'd lose control of his car and crash in a huge ball of flames killing himself horribly. In the end I just settled for sticking my fingers up at the twat.

Maybe if you keep thinking you're a golfer you'll become one

A TREBOR soft mint and child's paint brush make an ideal curling stone and brush for gerbil 'Highland Games'.

Did someone mention a tea party? http://www.cardmine.co.uk/list24/a240850.jpg

Too much naval gazing going on in this thread for my liking. Here's a chimp's tea party to lighten things up. http://www.andreadaly.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/chimp-tea.jpg

Hey Tarot are are you sure it will be on, what with the fireman's strike, health and safety restrictions and it being a full moon? Oh, and then it may rain.

Go on Mick Mac. What do you think about yourself and is that what you are? :)

Yes me too. I've always wondered where that is taken from?

Oh yeah

And Louis ? What does he bring to the table?

He knows about the music business but he doesn't know about music.

Yes, especially considering he knows pretty much f**k all about music and he's made his wealth from judging musical ability on a talent contest. You gotta hand it to the man.