handymaneast dulwich

Is it not miss E Fyer ?

I just heard that its not going to change now it's going to stay as it is.

I live right oppersite the pub for over 30 years and have only ever been in that pub 5 times.

If the file is to big to upload i find this the best way. 1) Find the photo you want to upload and save it to desktop 2) Right mouse click the photo and click edit(use basic paint) 3) Go to image at the top of paint and click on stretch?skew 4) In the box where its says horizontal 100% remove the 100% and put 50% 5) In the box where it says vertical 100% remove the 100% and put 50% 6) Now click ok 7) Now click top right of paint the x (it will ask do you want to save changes click yes) 8) Now it will upload :)

I have a pa system you could use i am not sure what sort of system your after but i have 2 very large speakers cables mics etc ? could also help build a stage if materials are provided.

Nice work mate that must have taken some doing ! I would have lasted about 20 secs

stingray Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Err. Not a very busy local food outlet in that > case - a restaurant would normally dump 10/20 > litres every time it changed the oil in each > fryer. > > Also - you don't pay for removal any more as it > has value as biofuel - guys drive round trying to > pinch it from each other. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Its true the oil is collected for free and somtimes peaple pay you to take it away.

Its not just the iphone that has this function most smartphones have this in place.

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You don't need to out any data on there to have an > iCloud account. > > The reason these guys grab phones that are in use > s to ensure the handset lock isn't on. They then > immediately turn off password and turn off Find My > iPhone xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Cant be the case as you need to still enter the password to remove the password from the phone

I would like to catch him and ''have a few words''

I have :-) also talk talk !

Looks like someone had something against Santander

Not looked into it myself only copied and pasted to the forum.

Reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle U.K. Recently; Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless. And so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is today! A lady died this past September, and Santander bank billed her in October and November for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then in December added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance that had been ?0.00, now is somewhere around ?60.00. A family member placed a call to the Santander Bank: Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you that my grandma died in September.' Santander 'But the account was never closed and so the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to your collections section.' Santander 'Since it is two months over due, it already has been.' Family Member: 'So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Santander: 'Either report her account to the Frauds Department or report her to The Credit bureau, maybe both!' Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' Santander: 'Excuse me?' Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you . . The part about her being dead?' Santander 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died in September.' Santander: 'But the account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?' Santander: (Stammer) 'Are you her solicitor?' Family Member: 'No, I'm her son' Santander: 'Could you fax us a death certificate?' Family Member: 'Sure.' ( fax number is given ) After they get the fax: Santander: 'Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.' Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care.' Santander: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.' Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?' Santander: 'That would help.' Family Member: ' Plot 1049.' Heaton Cemetery, Heaton Road , Newcastle upon Tyne Santander: 'But, that's a cemetery!' Family Member: 'Well, what the **** do you do with dead people on your planet?' Santander were not available for comment when a reporter from the Newcastle Evening Chronicle rang them.

Please before you read below this is just a bit of harmless humour hope no one gets offended. Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it ment be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that fen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Pegg y May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. Employer's response:...... Dear Peggy May, It's OK honey, we've got spell check. Cinsearly, D. TRUMP See attached!

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you sh * tting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Walking up calton ave about 30 people seems an undercover car is following the group or may be part of it. Just got asked by an officer in a riot van how do I get to Peckham errr that way.

30 youths heading to east dulwich from the village

Thanks for the help. We did have the house phone diverted by talk talk they said it's been divereted to my mobile but that never happened it never got diverted thinking now it must be talk talk that have mixed it up somehow ?

I have been having truoble for 3 weeks now. My house phone can dial out but when i call my house phone it does not ring but i can hear it ringing on the mobile and after a few rings the lady says your mailbox is full.

Im with Womanofdulwich

i have lived in Dulwich Village for 28 years and i have only been to pizza express once and over to the pub once. I would love to see a cafe, petshop, mc d's lol.

What's that?

I'm just glad I can park outside my house now could never park with that place open!