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Just wondering who at Sainbury's thought that people might want to settle down after Christmas dinner to watch their favourite gift of the day, a DVD box set 'The Nazis'

My question is, if it took the kidnapping of a Princess to get the Prime Minister to shag a Pig, what did they threaten John Major with to get him to do it with Edwina Currie?

Where are all these pubs filled with yummy mummies? The ones I drink in are full of Ginsters spinsters

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No way. When was the last time someone with a > double barrelled name played for England? Anyone? Erm Sean wright-Phillips?

Send them to George Osbourne or David Moyes

Anneka Rice

There's a really good place in Victoria street there's always people queuing out of the door turn right out of Victoria station and it's a couple of minutes on the right hand side Saying that you can book your cash with travelex online and get their best price then pick it up at the airport I think you have to book 24 or 48 hours in advance they also do those prepaid dollar cards you load them up with dollars and use as a debit card over there save on fees and you get good exchange rate Have a good trip

I forgot supergrass - I should coco And of course - the best of the Beatles

Boys don't cry - the cure Suede - Suede The smiths - the smiths Velvet underground - velvet underground and nico Guns n roses - appetite for destruction REM - Murmur Nick drake - five leaves left

Wenger and George Osbourne should do a job swap. Arsene is good with cash and George blames a grumpy Scotsman for his failure

I went to the capitol 'weatherspoons ' in forest hill nice to find out the history of the cinema it used to hold 1600 people!

Hi has anyone been to any interesting places nearby this weekend? Just been to the Capitol i.e. Weatherspoons in forest hill and learned about the history of the cinema there and had a great view from the roof. Such a shame it's not a cinema now it used to hold 1600 people!

Butterflied leg of lamb Let flames die down Meat on Lid on 90 mins to 2 hours Rest twenty mins

Revolution - Beatles The theme from grange hill

Sabotage - beastie boys Cannonball - the breeders

f**kingmorononsunday.co.uk was registered two days ago

I think fish based puns are brill

They promised that the refurbishments would be finished by 1941 almost there

Thought it was part if the ED slutwalk

I own a commercial shredding company, we offer a confidential free service to our new customers. Please provide me with you full address and date of birth and we will arrange collection for transfer to our Nigerian processing plant.

Why don't you ask someone who is in a wheelchair if they want to go buy, pay for both tickets and go as the carer

Ribena, neurofen, shag

I had some problems with them once due to a parking ticket I appealed and never heard back about, I contacted tessa jowell and her office were helpful and got them off my back there's a lot of companies who claim to write letters etc but don't could easily be sorted if they were forced to send registered post Good luck

Underneath Hungerford Bridge on the Southbank until early Sept there is a catering truck Pitt Cue co they are serving amazing BBQ, if you like your pork pulled! this is the place to go.