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Managed to find three out of the four! Jailhouse rock -- Elvis Presley Good golly miss molly -- Little Richard Summertime blues -- Eddie Cochran

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork? " The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate? The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith and made love to a woman." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a effing ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

Teacher says to class:"I want you to make a sentence with the word contagious in." Ron says "The measles are contagious." Katie says "There is a bug going round that is contagious." Little Paddy says "Our neighbour is painting his house with a 2" brush, and my dad says it will take the c*ntages."

There was a song about her in 2002 (I think) that was quite a big hit. It was by a band that had their roots in Coldharbour Lane called Basement Jaxx and the song was called, Where's your head at. When they first released it and played it live on tv, they had someone dressed up in white bandages walking around the stage while they performed.

And I on page 1 ;-)

Hi lindylou & welcome. There are a few threads on the postie service that might help you. Here -- Here & Here. There might be some more knocking about.

it's. oh. so quiet it'a oh. so still you're all alone and so peaceful until...

The mags & dvd's might be mine!! No the mags are not mine as I've just found my ones. Did you find any jack daniels, that might be mine too:-$

Somerfield was closed today due to a power cut, so it might had the same problem.

:)) Yes RT, I personally like the fact you haven't made one single transfer ;-) Check your chnl 4 team too

I Like To Move It, Move It -- Madagascar Cast :)) Renegade Master

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price. " The dog replied, "But then that would make no sense at all!"

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A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

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A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!

He might of worked there but it was owned by a couple of brothers (the Dusara bros actually) Dulip & Satish (ST for short). They bought the Dome hotel in Camberwell after they sold up.

I think it was called Dusara video

yeah I know, but its the quantity I'm kinda worried about........ I did say "kinda"

Yes, yes I know as I've stated two posts up!

Yeah sorry kids, booze & forum dont mix. Well actually it does, but just clouds ur judgement & makes things smoudgey..... (bottle of cheap wine topped with a bit of jd on a Friday eve, sorry all)

yes unless I'm really mistaken that's Lorrdship Lane north london edit: I could be wrong, am I thinking of the wrong one

Ithink you'll find that your memories are a little bit clouded as that was a differen "LL"