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You be an outsider you be burn 'em I say jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ive done a welly boot full of scrumpy, but never a > yard of ale...followed up by a rather blurry hoe > down in the village hall.

*frowns* *Makes strange face* *Realises that cybersex machine is actually an industrial dairy milking device* *lets out silent scream before passing ou

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > is it still measured in yards these days? Indeed my dear Most things 'man related' are measured in Imperial .... when was the last time some young fella came up to you and said "I've got a 25.4cm willy" then ... it just doesn't sound right now does it

indeed it is sir *Salutes fellow SAS chappie*

*Looks at Kel and wonders which hole she means - Wookey crosses mind but decides that star wars fantasy is a no no*

How about - A Yard of Ale/beer/guiness drinking contest at the next EDF drinks then ?

*unhooks from cyber sex device and looks ashamed with self*

Phil I have to laugh, surely in this day and age when we are encouraged to use less plastic bags - won't everyone turn up with East Dulwich SNUB bags Luv

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Calm down LP. You don't have to do wot the > Government suggests. > > I recall Mediterannean diets (with olive oil > rather than animal fats/lots of veg & fruit) > produces less heart disease, despite the fact that > a lot of Europeans smoke; and that Japanese diets > equally without animal fats have low incidence of > heart disease. > > While some fats are essential, we probably do eat > too much animal fat over here. Our lifestyle tends > to be more sedentary than our grandparents' so > they got away with it. > > And btw, butter and cheese are processed foods! > > Anyhow, everything (except wine & fags) in > moderation. I have to laugh, butter and cheese are natural products and the only process involved is either churning or heating then shaping and storing (plus the addition of maybe salt for preserving or a culture to add flavour) I do agree that modern butter and cheese is 'produced' and has other things added that spoil the flavour, but naturally produced products are so much better for us. As for what the government wants us to do, I agree, we don't have to do it but why are we being told what to eat rather then manufacturers being made to use natural ingredients rather then chemically modified ones... I even read recently that real Lard (naturally produced from your butcher for example) is actually better for you then the FSA / Media would have us belive as it has the following fat break down Saturated % - 39 Monosaturated % 45 Polyunsaturated % 11 where as most (mass produced) lards bought over the counter have been Hydrogenated to extend shelf life (therefore making it bad to have) I agree with other posters that eating everything in moderation is good for us, but the real problem is that processed foods (i.e. ready meals) have too much of the wrong type of fats, salt and sugary additives in them to make the product 'taste nice' - this has to happen - apparently - because the process of making food is based on cheaper basic products that don't taste nice on their own and additives are used to a. bulk it up and b. to improve the flavour... why not start with good basic ingredients, add nothing that shouldn't really be there and thus have less saturated fat, salt and sugar in our diet - OR cook for ourselves from scratch and cut out the middle person ? I guess one problem we all face these days is 'having the time to shop for, prepare and cook a meal where as a ready meal is delivered to your door (if you choose that option) bunged in a microwave and served whilst coronation st / east enders or what ever is on televsision at that time. Maybe we need to get St. Jamie to come to East Dulwich and inspire people to shop locally, cook from scratch and eat well thus we wouldn't need to be told by the mad scientists at the FSA that we should cut down on fats that we have eaten since the dawn of time... Luv (breathing again as I just went red in the face and almost passed out)

jollybaby Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't work out what sex most people are let > alone trying to imagine what they look like! And > where to start with the peckhams - luv, > gatecrasher,pan - must admit I get you all a bit > muddled up! The Peckhams ? makes us sound like Posh and Becks JB, how scary - even more so as I think I know who the other members of my 'extended family' are but I am not sure as for the question over sex - does "Yes Please" answer it for you ??? Luv

Funny I see Quids as 'Big Vern' from Viz !!!

Today I heard on the news that we should eat grated cheese (not sliced) and drink skimmed milk as there is too much OTHER saturated fats in our diets and we need to cut down. "What bunk" is all I can say, rather then restricting the natural products we eat that have been in the food chain for centuries the government needs to promote healthier eating by getting people to cook for themselves using fresh ingredients rather then buying ready meals, eating fast food or takeaways (more then the occasional treat) and not buying the junk peddled by most food manufacturers (think about the concept here - food that is not naturally grown but manufactured in some way, what on earth do they add to it??) It is remarkable that Scientists at the Food Standards Agency are happy to hide behind the premise that we need to eat less saturated fat in our diet, and ask us to cut down on things like butter, milk, cheese and other products yet they don’t seem to be fully tackling the issue that we are eating more saturated fat now then 50 years ago due to the contents of products including ready meals, biscuits and so on, that are being peddled to us on a daily basis. It is about time that consumers are educated into eating better, cooking for themselves and cutting out the fat that has been introduced into most people’s diets by the manufacturers. They claim that butter is bad for us, yet it has been proven that butter that is derived from grass fed cattle contains higher levels of Omega 3 and Lower Levels of Omega 6 (both of which are important for our wellbeing, in the right quantities) then butter derived from grain fed cattle (where the levels of Omega 6 are higher and omega 3 lower) or margarines (which are cheaper to produce in bulk) Fat is an important part of our diet, assists our immune system but more importantly fat is a key element of the flavour of our food, remove it and we need to have other ‘artificial flavours’ added to food to enjoy what should be a natural product. Equally since the drive in the 70’s to vilify fat, the rate of heart disease hasn’t proportionally diminished with the reduction of fat in our diet, however medical care has resulted in more people surviving heart disease so the statistics look better then they really are. Is fat the real villain ?? I hope not as I like a marbled steak, fresh butter on my toast and the occasional meal cooked with cream (okay more then occasional) but I guess I am lucky as I like to cook everything from scratch, rarely eat takeaways and can’t remember the last time I bought (let alone ate) a ready meal. In light of the message from the FSA today, I would whole heartedly recommend reading a book called FAT by Jennifer McLagan (A book about an appreciation of a misunderstood ingredient with Recipes) buy, beg, steral or borrowing a copy if you can as it opens your eyes to the positive benefits of fat in your diet, and also re-ignites wanting to cook again with fat whilst cutting down on ready meals and manufactured foods that one school of though believes is the real root cause of our problems. (okay Rant over – Breathing again and off to make something nice to eat) Luv

Phooaaarrr Sally James in her Tiswas Days :-$

Speculation here, but if no one in an industry received bonuses, then there wouldn't be a need to pay them a bonus to stay at a firm as no one is offering a bonus deal to tempt them away and they would take a job based purely on salary and their desire to do that job. It seems to work well in most other industries (Teaching, Nursing, Civil Service* IT, Retail**.....) *Okay MP's excluded who seem to use perks as a bonus **excluding firms like John Lewis where the staff are partners in the company

karter Wrote: > > Hey Luv, the campaign against Miles at the Cherry > had fallen at its knees.He is too good, too > slippery. He wins. Next time though you will be > coming along to the drinks, we will be knocking at > your front door too . Look out for that > 'knock'.;-) I ain't done nuffin if anyone nocks, if its the rozzers hide the shooters up the back passage and deny everyfing call my lawyer and tell 'im to get dawwn to peckham nick before me like However if it is opportunity knocking then that is entirely a different kettle of fish and of course I am in to entertain such a lovely caller "more tea Mr. McVicar ?" PS Karter - don't worry I have plans for our Mr. Miles and it may well involve the supporting structure for the new Elephant and Castle development... however may just take a few years yet to implement....

ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A lot of the betting shops in Lewisham are full of > crack dealers! FACT! Prove it then

1. Change a car tyre Yes - have also rebuilt a car from the shell up 2. Wire a plug Yes - Can also rewire a house 3. Put up a shelf (has to be straight and level, and support more than the dust it will accumulate!) Yes 4. Light and use a manual 'old school' BBQ (no gas allowed) Yes - Best types anyway - more flavour 5. Replace a faulty fuse and reset the fusebox Yes 6. Finish a curry hotter than a Madras (no fluids allowed) Yes although having traveled to india for work, I prefer spicy not hot and also Chick pea dal for breakfast 7. Erect a fence (that will withstand a decent stiff breeze) Yes 8. Hitch up a caravan to a car then reverse it round a corner Can do it to a horse but not a car 9. Change a nappy Oh lord - No bl@@dy way 10. Set up an HD TV with Surround, DVD Player and Stereo out of the box Yes 11. Fillet a fish Yes, and cook it to order too 12. Pitch a 2-man tent Yes - but only if it is one of those pop up types 13. Repair a bicycle puncture Yes 14. Build a flatpack wardrobe (minus points for back-to-front doors, wonkiness, and surplus bits) Yes 15. Drink a yard of ale Yes - but not Ale, please make it Guinness But what about the other man tasks we have to do 16. Sulk like a child when we can't get our way 17. Suffer Man Flu 18. Disciplin children when we get home from work 19. Mow the lawn (or tidy the gravel) 20. Get a car started at the side of the road with only a screwdriver, adjustable spanner and a torch with no batteries 21. Understand the offside rule (actually I fail on this one) 22. Take the family pet to the vets for the last time 23. Wear Christmas Jumpers 24. Ability to have selective hearing (yes dear) 25. Insist on paying for the bill at a fancy resturant

Bit extreme BBW however I do like Phase 5, afterr all if we retake America then we can control wall street and stop the recent "credit crash bore" from happening again - alnong with that we can also send American Imports back like 'Mickey Mouse' 'Fast Food' and 'ugly gas guzzling cars from Ford' I have to question, there seems to be strong Anti-Welsh comments on here... is it just their accent or is there more to it? If the ideas here are followed, and we do cut wales off from the mainland, then would we have to open our borders to "policial aslyum seeking sheep" who are scared by the return of all the welshmen ??? :-S

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ::o

not making a comment either way, however look at Sydenham High Street for an example of too many crossings and what impact it has on traffic both along the high street and down side roads... Maybe reviewing where the existing crossings are sited would be a better exercise Also I do love this time of year when local councils suddenly find funds for this sort of work before the end of the year (April) occurs and they loose their underspend... I wish council departments were rewarded for saving local residents money rather then peanilsed for not spending it... :-S

So I want to know (as I couldn't be there yet again) Did anyone "Get Karter" (or did he get anyone) ? Did any Ladies join the "Miles and More" Harem ? Was Chuff "Chuffed" with the evening ? Did Woofmarkthedog turn up to bark at people (I have a nagging feeling that he/she is barking mad you know) and finally is anyone red faced with shame ? Maybe next time I will have to make the effort and come along

Pray with me for the souls of fellow posters

macroban Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm going to gift my user name and password in my > will. > > When I'm dead posts from MacRoban will go on, and > on, and on, and on.... MacRoban ??? J'sus and there was me thinking you named yourself after a household product !!! Whoops, me bad !!

My dad used to have pampasgrass in his rear garden, but I am sure he wasn't swinging for the other side now !!!