
LuvPeckham
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Norwegian Blue again My My you really do sound like you have a parrot phobia Mockney .... ;-)
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A Norwegian Blue ??? what a strange thing to mention Mockney !!
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Now, this could just be me being a bit picky, but has anyone else received the giant recycling leaflet through their door this week? All useful information about recycling that to be honest will just end up being put straight into the bluebag and recycled!!! It does have useful information concerning changes of collection dates for Christmas, however I wonder how much cheaper (and less paper intense) it would have been to produce a smaller leaflet or bin sticker as used in the past? LP (in one of those moods today)
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ED Water smelling "Chemically"
LuvPeckham replied to fractionater's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Interesting discussion, I am near Peckham Rye and for the past year I have been noticing how dirty and full of limescale the water is, Mainly because the shower basin and the grout seem to scale up and discolour quicker then normal (I have had to renew the grout twice in the past 12 months, and only once before in the past 10 years....) I wonder if this is related (and before anyone suggests it, I do clean the shower on a regular basis so it is not down to not cleaning) -
You know, I have been thinking and came up with a cracking idea (with contribution from Ciderwoman) Maybe a SE22 Viz themed Fancy Dress Drinks would be in order in 2009 - I already have a supply of black bags that I am willing to sell on the door for those who fail to dress up !!!
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Are there any nice single Women in East D?
LuvPeckham replied to EastDulwich<3's topic in The Lounge
Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you impugning Sir P's integrity LuvP? I'm sure > a true knight wouldn't pretend he'd been champing > in the lists to impress a fair maid. All I am saying is what I didn't see with my own fair eyes this morning, and if you wish to draw a conclusion from that then that is totally down to you Although I see from what you have written about the situation that you have already put Special Brew and Strongbow together to make Snakebite !!! -
Are there any nice single Women in East D?
LuvPeckham replied to EastDulwich<3's topic in The Lounge
Well I say, I was out on Goose Green at dawn this morning for my early morning can of Special Brew and looking forward to a bit of blood sports and what happened.... Absolutly nothing No sign of MP No sign of the mysterious ED<3 In fact no one turned up apart from some glossy perky woman with a white poodle who was more interested in the fox dung then anything else (the poodle not the woman) Quite disgusted that the ED Dueling club is a bit 'fair weathered' these days and so sauntered off to Peckham Rye Green at 9 for my mid morning bottle of Thunderbirds with Mr Whistler and the rest of the boys.... Obvious to me that some people used lots of "fighting talk" on here last night but were actually hiding and a quivering in their beds this morning... Where I come from that is considered a poor show and they would be called bounders and cads (good job I don't live there any more !! ) -
I seem to remember Topless Skateboarding Nun (Phoaarrrr) rather then motorcycle, but maybe she moved on a bit after my time... I still have (somewhere) the 2 fat slags videos and also a Sid the Sexest (you don't sweat much for a fat un) video as well I remember Cider woman, but I think she was a side kick to Brown Bottle However Finbar Saundersand his double entendres kept me amused (and is still my role model today) But lest we not forget Johnny Fartpants, a boy who every man wanted to be after 10 pints and a Vindaloo !!! Best top tip I read was never loose contact lenses again, drill a small hole in each lens, thread a bit of string through them and put the string around the back of your neck when you slip your lenses in... brilliant and I have been doing this for years now....
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Are there any nice single Women in East D?
LuvPeckham replied to EastDulwich<3's topic in The Lounge
Is 'Nice' as insulting to women as it is to men when they get called 'Nice' ? PGC - Please, this isn't William Rose now you know... (meatmarket) leave the innocent that way for another few years yet.... -
I say What sizests you all are on here... Dwarfs don't like being called Dwarfs, they prefer 'People of Short Stature' - Little People doesn't rock their boats either !!! I can't believe this has turned into a Panto, after EMC and Crispy sent out a desperate cry for help to the good fairies fo ED (for a Man for Christmas in their Stockings.... which actually puts a weird picture in my head...) and now Moos seems to have taken centre stage , BB has turned into the Widow Twanky and run off with Buttons and MP has turned into the wicked Uncle (and cue evil music) who casts our heroine into the cave to get the magic lanten containing the Genie that grants a woman three wishes for the man of her dreams... All the whilst there are some kinky cats (pusses in boots) out there posting pictures of themselves in a vain hope that they will get some left over Turkey at Christmas, and Snow White is having 'Seven-up' whilst she waits for a real man to come along and whip her off her feet (??on to her back again I fear??) At the same time time Jack has taken Jill up the hill for a pale of water (some story) and she forgot her Pill and now they have a Daughter (Pale of water must be panto slang for 'the car has run out of Petrol darling') but I hear you cry where is the Giant in all of this, well he isn't behind you ("oh yes he is", "oh no he isn't") he is actually above you making the rain effects (don't what ever you do drink the rain water) So at the end of the Panto, I hope that Crispy and EMC find the man of their dreams, BB doesn't vanish into the bad-lands of Penge and Cinders gets her evil aunt sent to prison for slavery and kidnap, before the prince discovers she isn't a virgin and he can't marry her (hey this is the Naughtys version now) So girls, the moral of this story is if you are very very very good, and wish hard enough, you may well get the man of your dreams in your stockings this year, but if you are very very very naughty then I am sure the man of your dreams has already cum for you. And finally if you are very very very good at being naughty then call me on 0800 Naughty-but-Nice !!!!
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Well, it is nearly Christmas and that time when office parties and the season of good will make you just want to waste time on a Friday afternoon because you have had too many the night before, or a few at lunchtime. The following website is (slightly) offensive to anyone who is Religious, but if you are liberal minded, don't mind a slight micky take out of Christian beliefs then read on, drag and drop the clothes and enjoy ATTENTION : Do not click on the following link if poking fun at religion offends you, You have been warned and I take no responsibality if you do ATTENTION : If you click on the above link, and it offends then you clicked on it, I didn't make you PS More Tea Vicar ? ;-)
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'Cocking a Deaf 'un'- what a strange expression, must be my selective hearing that has stoped me from hearing that one before
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I was told this morning that the offical notices will be errected tomorrow (Friday) and that a publicity campaign will also occur at the same time.
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It's a bit like like selective hearing which only kicks in when either a woman nags at you or when you don't want to hear something ;-) Still I agree Dyslexia is an nasty word to spell for Dyslexics
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She is behind you !!!! and what is a SWEATY KISS ? (I, like most men, have occasional Dyslexia that only applys when I want it to ...)
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Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LuvPeckham, I am thoroughly alarmed. What do you > mean about Father Christmas? My mummy told me he > was real and the big boys were just being horrid. > > So sorry to hear about your barbed wire scars. Do > you feel, however, that in the quest for a lovely > emc or a charming crispy that manly barbed-wire > scars might be a help to the cause? Just trying > to see the positive side for you there. Dearest Moos Let me see if I can expand further on the Father Christmas story (small children look away now) Your mother lied to you...:'( (small children can look again) I somehow don't quite see how a hairy extra fat back covered in barbed wire scars will help anyone's cause .... apart from maybe a horror writers.... Tilly, thank you for allowing me to carry on, and such a relief that I now have your permision to flagellate myself.... such a pleasure to know that you enjoy seeing people in pain (sarcastic wink) Finally I like the concept of a 'virtual toy boy' what does the job description look like, and is the pay good ? (I have some Virtual Friends who may apply)
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Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I never! > > And it's Moos. Are you a grocer, Luv? My dearest Moos, A thousand apologies for my earlier insult, I will embark on a course of self flagellation with barbed wire as a result of insulting your good name, nay Madam I will go further and cut off the item that caused me to offend thee so and smote the very keyboard that drove me to type such a denigration of thy good self. Let me now never utter your name incorrectly again without wincing from the pain caused by the barbed wire scars on my back and the sight of a smashed and desolate keyboard in the corner of my room, for to insult thee thus again is akin to shattering a small child?s dreams of Christmas by revealing that Father Christmas is in deed a mythical person. In answer to your question, no but when I was a younger man, I was indeed the manager of a grocers, but now I work with the business community to represent them. Luv PS Actually worried now as I am starting to enjoy the pain of the barbed wire?. Is that wrong ?
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Tillie You are worse then Moo's at trying to start Rumours that have no foundation in truth Still...... it does make for good gossip, keep it up And I guess if they are both red-heads then the choice of hats gets harder too, nothing that clashes with the blushing bride now. Maybe with the concept of 'Nice' being used to describe men who are 'less then interesting' maybe we should rename this to "Are there any 'interesting' single people in East Dulwich ? Can we also have one entitled "are there any WEIRD Single People in ED?" (Edited because I forgot to Proof Read)
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I just put my tree up, it looks beautiful and a shame it will be dead soon.
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I just put my tree up - Bl**dy thing will be dead in a few weeks.
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Yesterday at a meeting of the Peckham Town Centre Management Group, it was announced that Southwark Council has given a concession on car parking charges at weekends and in the evenings in Peckham. This news is warmly welcomed by the trading community of Peckham.
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Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > MP, I currently go through a Bic lighter about > every 3-4 weeks. Are they of any use to you? > > I have been saving also milk bottle tops since > Val/John and Peter told me to, circa 1970. I have > enough for a pack of guide dogs or fleet of life > boats, but if you have a nobler use, they are > yours. > > Can't think why I'm a spinster. Is "Spinster" still a valid word in the 2008 Oxford New English Dictionary ? I am sad for this thread has uncovered a whole flock of 'special needs' residents of East Dulwich that need to be looked after this Christmas less they do themselves an injury with a sharp piece of lettuce or something of that ilk. Maybe PeckhamDateCrasher and MP can combine Matchsticks and Milk Bottle tops to make a shelter for these unfortunate people. Remember people, your "Special Needs Friends" on this forum aren't just for Christmas, with any luck you can still enjoy their strange antics well into the New Year.... >:D<
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EMC, your last post so much cries out for a nice man to stand up, be counted and say "I'm Nice, you sound lovely, lets get together and ...." but sadly, as you mentioned none will because they are all out with your friends (Their partners) I guess saying can you lower your standards a bit isn't the answer either otherwise the smart Alexs from earlier will start asking what aspects they can drop (Single, Nice, Male - or all three) I suppose there is only one option I can now suggest, Give up on men, become a Nun and look after the Von-Trapps Brats.... "The Hills of ED are alive with the sound of Ghetto-Music" :(
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Fine for enterting no entry zone in Peckham (Lounged)
LuvPeckham replied to seanmlow's topic in The Lounge
Wagtap - Playing the Devils Advocat to your point here, but if CCTV doesn't work (and I sort of agree that a fine after the offence has been committed rather then being stopped at the time could lead to questions of 'what have I done wrong') then what CCTV has done in this situation is clearly to raise the reason about why people have been fined, and also raised the issue (in this case) of the no entry section in Rye Lane. A form of Viral advertising to let other people know that it is wrong to drive through this piece of road or they will get a fine.... Should deter others in the future I am sure. Yes there is the overall question of revenue generation vs deterent, and I have to ask are they not one and the same at the end of the day (if you get fined then you more then likely will be detered from doing it again thus reducing the amount of revenue generated in the future!!! ) -
PeckhamRose I don't mean to alarm you or anything, but there seems to be a potentially serious medical condition with Spacey called 'blured headitis' Good news there is a cure, a faster shutter speed !!!
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