Roll Deep

What other forums do you lot poke your noses into other than the EDF? And on these other message boards, who you rate, and who do you hate. I go on the Holymoly forum but as with so many others, it was alot better a few years ago before the adverts reared their ugly heads but it can still be deliciously vile in it's content. Sydenham forum. It's no way as busy as on here but it's still worth popping in now and again. There's a guy who calls himself Zoltan whose good value but it's often ruined by this odious little creep called Bensonby who quotes the rule book on every occasion. I've only just dicovered this other strange little corner of the web called Se23.com that's notoriously stale and has an oppressive admin who, if you mention a shop like WHSmiths, will send you a private - threatening litigation - email asking to respect the feelings of the owners of said shop. There's also a woman called Roz whose equally backward in her attitude and will go on the war path over the most trivial of issues. Such as when someone asked about buying a Playstation and she accused them of bad parenting. Over to you.

So the inspiration behind thesuburbanpirate isn't reasonable.

It was replaced in favor of a moral high-ground.

Or answered on your behalf, at least.

"If not - I suggest you change your accountant." And hire your MP.

"I suspect they're considered common, wee quinnie. Probably only a small step up from a soda stream." Although not as class-dividing as a fondue set.

That's nothing. My one looks like it was pinched off the set of The Wonder Years.

Unless it's a fairtrade microwave. No one can touch you if it's an ethical accomplice.

Probably cleans them in the washing machine. And then hangs them out to dry, as it were.

It's a signature scent. Time to 'musk up'.

Don't let that heretic lead you on Sue. He smells suspiciously belligerent.

You know no bounds, do you Steve.

Those holes don't dig 'emselves, do they Steve.

What, you wouldn't want him to whip out his gun?

I bet she's a right Moll Flanders, Steve.

"If she has any sense at all she will not let it get as far as the small claims court. Write her a stifly worded letter claiming the full cost of the coat and your dry cleaning expenses. Tell her that if you don't receive the funds within 7 days then you will proceed to the small claims court immediately. Remind her that if you take the matter further you will also be claiming all court expenses. Also tell her that you are very disappointed in her response to date and that she has lost a customer." Or, in other words...

Slow connection. We've all been there.

I'm sure he'll have that covered.

Is this a 'keep your friends close, but your enemies closer' kinda question?

Halfway to France, if you're lucky.

Please don't.

"Who knows what might happen!" No need to be shy now...

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Surely in your day the driver would just pull back on the reins, shorty?

Ol' misery. The name me and my brothers christened the cane with.