Roll Deep

We await your judgement, vinceayre.

It'll be like the Gaza Strip if we don't act fast, PGC.

"I'm sure if a friendly Admin or Moderator is going they could arrange something with you." http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/90055883.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=6C4008C0FD9EB5A5423FF78EC476060834B536DA70EB9E421AEA652FEBC6B3EF

Let the shelling commence.

The back door route for 'moderator' status. Nice try, Katie.

It's never too late... http://site.xheli.com/291-1

What about her water-feature. Is that in need of some 'maintenance'?

"I also have 3 washing machine doors. Hotpoint." Any more cut 'n' shut appliances you want us to know about, Daizie?

A real Martin Lutheresque critique you've mirrored there, Gaber's. Nailing your argument to the forum's door, as it were.

"Oh heavens PGC, Sister Kevin could never have said "sexual intercourse" I'm afraid. Just "intercourse"." Carnal congregation, more like.

Jah, it's a date!!

Perish the thought.

Some wise 18 to 30 wisdom there, David.

"i don't see the problem with half hearted intercourse and watching the rugby at the same time" Quids: "Can I go for a conversion?" Missus: "No, you're not putting it up there again!!"

"and then going home for a bout of half-hearted intercourse." Do you wear your socks in bed, *Bob*?

Looks like I'll be having a tearful w_nk, followed by a pot noddle.

Not to worry missy, help is at hand. Simply go to your nearest hobby shop and treat yourself to a remote controlled helicopter. You'll face hours of confusion trying to get the thing airbourne, but after you've mastered the controls you'll be hooked. You'll be instantly distracted from any lack of emotional affection you currently crave. You'll also be the object of excessive male attention because you'll be that cool chick all the boys are scoping out whose got her own remote controlled helicopter. Or..... Go and get yourself a ridiculously complicated Airfix kit. It'll take all day and you can vent any pent up sexual frustration by smashing it against a brick wall when you get bored of it. You can also sniff the Airfix glue like what woofmarkthedog does before he comes on the forum.

You could've fooled me.

Don't you have an iphone for that sort of thing, Brum?

Shiver me timbers Dave, remember what happened to those Swedish privateers?

Declan Like all good Irishmen.....you live in England. Welcome to the family.

Just remember to take your bong. You may feel a bit left out otherwise.

Or get in touch with Time Team.

Don't be so stupid, Ted. All my 'experiments' involve mammals only. Not bugs.

Getting those Frank Zappa hit's off the 8-track is gonna be a real bitch, Declan.