The Eye

Yes, but he's the opposite of my hero at the other end of the spectrum, the veritable Vic Mackey. So its not new territory.

Anyway...

Don't tempt me.

He's gay.

Fortunately I'm aware of what's to come Mr Piers. Although that doesn't mean ianr shouldn't be flogged for such an outrageous disclosure. You wouldn't carry on like that in front of Omar, Ian.

That old chestnut. http://imworld.aufeminin.com/dossiers/D20091116/IAC-GEORGE-HAMILTON-02-123029_L.jpg George Hamilton. http://corditecountryshownotes.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/chestnut.jpg

Pure coincidence Ian...pure coincidence.

Forget the wild west, he's the shrewdest, most cunning stick-up artist in town. I give you - Omar Little!! http://whatsontv.co.uk/blogs/tvspy/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/the-wire-series-5/omar1.jpg

You sure you didn't catch that on Blue Peter? You can just picture it can't you... Yvette Fielding: "Hang on there kids...yup...nearly got it...there you go...thats one I used earlier."

Amy Winehouse. http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_01/TrainCrashPA_468x296.jpg Train wreck. http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/amy_winehouse_4_wenn1832955.jpg

Father Ted. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/23/article-0-00C769C50000044C-907_224x401.jpg Radovan Karadzic. http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00029/father-ted_29431a.jpg

The Turin Shroud. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00019/bruce_main_1412_19160a.jpg Bruce Forsyth. http://steynian.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/shroud-of-turin.jpg

Vespasian. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00996/71-bob-crow_996423c.jpg Bob Crow. http://www.vroma.org/images/raia_images/vespasian.jpg

Well that didn't go to plan.

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Jason Donovan. http://www.tmatoday.org.uk/images/Tony%20Blair%202.jpg Tony Blair. http://www.virginmedia.com/images/jasondonovan-gal-capital.jpg

Do you pay your bill via contract or do you just spunk it all on pay as you go?

We're not and never have been on the subject of "cock/size." But...how many I-phones can you stuff into that rubber case?

"What with that and the nice little vibrate under the seat, who needs men or any of their appendages." So you have read Nuts magazine.

"I haven't got a handbag because I can't find one big enough to put my motorcycle helmet in it." Now that's what I call a woman!!! Surely though, your paniers must be able to accomodate even the most solid Nokia. Or perish the thought...a Motorola!!!

"I was being facetious. Sorry." Not at all Rose...not at all. "The opening statement "For over a decade now men and women have been judged by the size of their mobile phone" got me because you don't state your sources, and it seems like it's just your opinion." Nuts magazine and the British Medical Journal. "Then you go and talk gender." Have to have both sides Rose, can't let them accuse you of being bias now can you. "And the stereotyping thing never works." Have you ever read Nuts magazine? "Foe starters this woman doesn't have a handbag." Really? Why, what's wrong with you? "Blackberries are bigger than most regular mobiles but I would say in my non scientific experience more women have them than men." Woah there little lady. Have you ever encountered a Nokia 2110? They build houses with 'em these days. "It's a bit "so what" as a discussion in my humble opinion." Yeah, so sue me.

Wierd in that your post should've landed in the drawing room. Not in this threads current residence.

"It still depends what you want to do with it." I would've thought that was obvious. Communicate your intentions.

And what does that make you? Oh, and where do you fit in the above discussion?

Why has this been moved from the drawing room?