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lozzyloz

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  1. If you live in a house or ground floor flat, check the air vents just above the damp course. If they're broken, mice often get in there to nest under your floorboards.
  2. Annasfield, you sound like the perfect woman!!
  3. DD have you tried launching a credit crunch loss leader on drinks or food to pull in punters?
  4. LOL. That picture sums me up nicely. Finished working at 3am, crept into the spare room so as not to wake Mrs LL and hardly slept because it was so cold (summer duvet), then awoke at 6.30 to the little LL's. To cap it all I'm trying to fathom out my tax return!
  5. The DS reference was with regard to the Catholic Church's rise to universal power over the Hegemony by way of the Cruciform and eventually losing to the force of the love that binds us all.
  6. . . . or a VERY big hole
  7. Correct!
  8. What was odd about David Coulthard during the 1996 Monaco GP? *Black Flags Declaren*
  9. I have a passing interest in F1
  10. Jim Clarke Gerard Crombac who he shared a flat with in Paris Tax exile in Paris
  11. Have you been reading too much Dan Simmons Snorks?
  12. Many people have arrived at this conclusion without the aid of religion having to held their hand and point it out. I'd still like the Aston Martin though.
  13. Is Haggis really the Scottish national dish? I thought it was deep fried Mars Bars and chips with curry sauce?
  14. Add to that this mornings story about the Pope reinstating a Priest that denies the Holocaust happened and that Gas Chambers never existed.
  15. Steve Gerard
  16. Mohammed Ali Ayrton Senna Jim Clarke Michael Schumacher Pele
  17. "Shopkeeper with Short Fuse blasts customer"
  18. lozzyloz

    a joke

    A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, .......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f---ing blanket.' After a moment of silence, ......................he farted. The End
  19. That's exactly the point jke. If you browse the forum you'll find out just how much more there is to ED than just the EDF.
  20. He's possibly right. Everything is cyclical and he's probably had time to ponder that on one of his bike rides. However, there has to be more than just financial benefit to justify moving to a country without warm beer, chunky chips and fish in a crisp batter.
  21. No prob SteveT. Only took a couple of mins and learnt something new at the same time. Just surprised they didn't point it out to you first off. Bit like the waiter not knowing the menu.
  22. Not sure the two are related. Steve if you go along to the Dulwich medical center website you'll see the Doctors qualifications listed as letters after their name. Then you can look up the meaning of the abbreviation here. Hope this helps Lozzyloz MPSEVC
  23. You'll need to get in first so, bare two wires under the car from the headlights and short them together. This will release the central locking. I'm not a car thief either. Spent too much time in Eastern Europe.
  24. The out takes are superb too Durex
  25. You can also order Currency from the PO online. Free delivery for ?500+. Don't pay by CC.
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