Oh god, reading this I can relate to pretty much everything, food-wise anyway. Bleeeuuuuuch. Cottage cheese, ugh, mushrooms, ugh, canned beans, ugh (yep, I remember the mouse story too), eggs. Definitely eggs. And fish. Definitely prawns. My friend says he used to love tuna sandwiches that his gran made when she used to stay over to look after him. Except when he subsequently discovered she'd been using the 'cat' fork all along. The one that his family kept specifically for cat food. I presume it was clean but even so... (And I have to admit, I am wondering if Huguenot is just getting Strafer back for the scientology thing). Or is that really true? :))