Thing is Carter You know & I know you'll only be renewing your licence. Hand on heart, would you really show all this to the relevant authorities, or Plod as you call them Here's the scene: Carter goes to renew his licence at Peckham Police Station "Hello Plod, before I pay my ?10 have a read of this will you" He produces all his posts and the responses on this thread The Police officer on the desk reads them " Oh yes Mr Carter, how hilarious. You're a perfect candidate for gun. After all we prefer premeditated gun use, not that hot headed dramatic stuff. Saves on the paperwork see " They both laugh " I know, what are people like eh Plod ? " More laughter ensues " Yeah.. Ha ha ha... yeah I know, they need shooting really " " Ha ha haaaaa " Carter leaves with his Gun certificate If only eh? No, you'll play it safe, all quite and calm. After all, you WANT that gun Don't want Mr Angry squeezing out in all the wrong places , do we now