"Actually, Henry isnt that bright, we've just been hothousing with a private tutor each night" " Yes, but Sevenoaks? - I kow the schools maybe good, but its such a smug shithole full of vapid wankers" " You know what, I do actually prefer Lidl mince to that stuff you queue up for every saturday morning" " The Mayan basement bar - mmmmmmmmm sounds classy, exotic and rather wonderful" " Whitstable? - for fucks sake - show some originality" " Catholic ? How long have you been a regular church going catholic for ? you sure you are not doing this for the school place ?" Any more ?