huncamunca

Irony aside, it rather good viewing when comapred to the usual production line of shite thats makes up the Saturday schedule

Will the populace of ED be getting down the Eurovision this weekend ? The Guardian seems to approve, so there is the pavlovian trigger

Anyone still read tintin ? its a favourite sit down poo or long bath read in Huncamunca acres, despite it being rather politically unsubtle -Do modern parents tolerate Tintin these days ?

Coke ? In Tintins " red sea sharks" , slaves are referred to by the dastardly slave traders as coke...

Lots of cats for sale. various colours. some with collars. buyer collects.

bagged another this morning.

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whitstable on the Kent coast oozes character and > is very affordable. And just over an hours drive > away.... Please, no Whitstable.

Well, I for one would bribe a headmaster to ensure my Children get into my chosen school"

" IS advertising rewarding ? well yes, in terms of my income, but morally its a repugnant trade, creating demand for unimaginatitive products with a pre planned obselesence and exploiting peoples insecurities."

" Strangely enough, I too feel slightly uncomfortable carrying the SNUB bag and banging on about Green issues and carbon footprints, when My husand is a succesful Oil trader in the city. maybe Ive just got too much spare time."

"No, Ive not been into football that long really, I always preferred Rugby, but when the chance came along to support a team and appear to be a regular guy ." "I chose manchester united as they were winning at the time I decided football was kewl - maybe late 1990's ? Like most other ManU fans, I believe that George best was the best player of all time, based on on what other people say and the 3 youtube clips I have watched" "Yes, I have managed to exaggerate familial links with Manchester as a defence mechanism & have the ability to cry at will when Munich '58 is mentioned, but in reality ,I am Surrey born & bred" "yes, I went to Old Trafford once and ejoyed the day. I have to admit though, I was glad to get back to ED, as Manchester is a post industrial wasteland populated by inbred trogloditic Kyle fodder" " Obviously I wouldnt watch a game by myself at home, I prefer tennis - C'MON ANDY "

Its Kyle for the middle classes

Only the unimaginatitive return to an Italian resturant.

" You have to admire that Bob Crow for his resulte defence of his members and the general publics safety - I for one am more than happy to experience a slight disruption to my commute as long as it ensures the workers are not exploited."

Ive been collecting them for years but this year really has been a bumper crop for cats - the harvest has been truly bountiful in ED

Every time I go into the ( well maintained South facing mature )garden, I find another cat, so I pop it in the shed. Its starting to get a bit stinky now the warm weather is here - any tips on what I shouod do with them ?

" imagine our relief when the School confirmed he was not Gifted or Talented - now he can get on and enjoy his childhood & not play some role as a proxy for our own vapid, insecure, materialistic and selfish ambitions" "Homeopathy - what utter toss" "You are indeed correct - It was selfish and stupid of me to park on the Zig Zag lines at 08.50 AM. In future I shall either walk the children to school or drop them off a little further away , where I will not put other children at risk."

" you know what, I may just pop home rather than breast feed the baby in the charity shop changing cubicle - its only 2 minutes walk and I'm sure the baby will be more settled at home anyway" " now all we need is a badly run, slightly creepy stationers and the lane is complete" "I refuse to pay less than ?20 for tea and a slice of cake" "Yes, the gunshop is indeed sorely missed."

So, a review of Broadband options is on the way and so far, SKY looks to be good value - any comments on how it performs in ED ? Any issues/ problems etc ? thanks

Why oh Why oh Why do people persist in going to Italian resturants ?

The politics of the fish industry.Now theres a subject I could bang on about for pages. but wont. Needless to say,. we must not trust either the Polticians, the Lobby & Industry groups or the fishermen themselves. They will strip the sea with no thought of the future & reply on skewed Scientific evidence of rising populations to justify ramping up of the take( read about hyper aggregation in fisheries if you wish to know more). Throwback is a non issue & a diversion as I outlined above - it merely legitimises the taking of juvenile fish. Take the MSC views with a large pinch of salt, as they would not exist without significant ( if not obvious ) Industry influence - noble but flawed. We touch ourselves in our private places when we see some slickly produced Hollywood feature about Whales or Dolphins ( invaribaly given human charachteristics and emotions ) yet fail to see that marine Cetaceans are relatively insignificant in the big scheme of things, whereas the ugly Gadidae family make or break the ecosystem around the UK. Its easy to save the whales - good telly and all that - less good telly to save Monkfish. The smarky fuck With a guardian tucked under his arm spending ?50 on Swordfish at Moxons for a dinner party upsets me still. *edited to correct - gadus is a species/ Gadidae is the family. silly huncamunca

"I dont like the rye lane because its too African - doesnt everyone think this?" " I took the Guardian for years, but it was only when I came to terms with how I really view things, was I able to buy the Mail and be comfortable with it" " ?5 for a plate of 6 fuckin Olives ? did you see me coming or what? " " I dont care if you like Coldplay and Goldfrapp - they should be humanely killed and their bodies left for the foxes to eat. take that shit off right fucking now" " A week in a Yurt in Somerset - this is a joke right ?" " Yes, I will buy a copy of your Socialist worker - though I may not agree with your politics, I am always willing to consider new viewpoints and engage in lively discussion" "It was great when they came across as cheap labour and house prices were rising by the hour but now theyve built my extension I wish Cameron would send them all back" " What do you mean" Dont touch the bread"?, if you expect me to pay 2.50 for a bastard baguette, then get used to it." " Mmmmm, I never tire of pannetone at Xmas" " How do you look at yourself each morning, knowing you sell useless trinkets to rich victims with niothing better to dio with their lives." " You know what, I get this awful feeling that the traders on the North Cross Road are openly laughing as us when we buy their goods"

"My word - I heve never met anyone who has actually bought those baby genius DVD's"

"Honestly, I never wanted to leave Clapham, it was a pragmatic decision to move here"

" Fuckin hell, more creatives moving into the street, isnt there a council limit on these people coming here?"